Antifa Bags
Description: Good grief! "And then they have cans of soup. Soup. And they throw the cans of soup. That’s better than a brick because you can’t throw a brick; it’s too heavy. But a can of soup, you can really put some power into that, right? And then, when they get caught, they say, “No, this is soup for my family.” They’re so innocent. “This is soup for my family.” It’s incredible. And you have people coming over with bags of soup — big bags of soup. And they lay it on the ground, and the anarchists take it and they start throwing it at our cops, at our police. And if it hits you, that’s worse than a brick because that’s got force. It’s the perfect size. It’s, like, made perfect. And when they get caught, they say, “No, this is just soup for my family.”
Description: Show your patriotism and your sarcasm with this parody spin on the classic Uncle Sam poster — now recruiting for Antifa, that totally-real, definitely-organized “terrorist group” the government needed an executive order to outlaw. Never mind that Antifa isn’t actually an organization (sorry, no HR department, no 401k), but hey, who can resist perks like fresh-baked cookies, group discounts on spray paint, and a punch card that earns you a free latte after your 10th “anti-fascist action”? Perfect for anyone who rolls their eyes at performative politics, this design turns hysteria into humor. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and remember: the revolution will not be HR-approved.
