Be Ready Bags
Description: Mary Wollstonecraft quote: It appears to me impossible that I should cease to exist, or that this active, restless spirit, equally alive to joy and sorrow, should only be organised dust — ready to fly abroad the moment the spring snaps, or the spark goes out which kept it together. Surely something resides in this heart that is not perishable, and life is more than a dream.
Description: Washington Irving: I am therefore a ready believer in relics, legends, and local anecdotes of goblins and great men, and would advise all travellers who travel for their gratification to be the same. What is it to us whether these stories be true or false, so long as we can persuade ourselves into the belief of them and enjoy all the charm of the reality?
Description: A retro-themed graphic featuring wavy text that reads 'I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE MYSELF WHEN I SAY I'LL BE READY IN 5 MINUTES'. Several smiley face icons and small starbursts are scattered throughout the composition.
I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE MYSELF WHEN I SAY I'LL BE READY IN 5 MINUTES Retro Smiley Face Bag
by Chacha Story Planets
$24
Description: Funny aging design for seniors and grandparents. Perfect for older adults who embody 'I May Be Old But You're Not Ready To Mess With Me'. A great statement for someone with an experienced attitude.
I May Be Old But You're Not Ready To Mess With Me Funny Senior Grandparent Gift Bag
by Funny Animal Kings
$24
Description: Most Likely To Be Ready For Christmas In October is a funny Christmas quote for anyone who gets excited about the holiday season before December even begins. Perfect for Christmas lovers, festive moms and dads, holiday enthusiasts, Christmas-obsessed people, and anyone who starts decorating the tree, shopping for ornaments, planning holiday celebrations, wrapping presents, and watching Christmas movies as early as October. This playful holiday saying is ideal for people who count down to Christmas all year, love cozy winter traditions, and can't wait to fill their homes with festive decorations. Whether it's a mom, dad, husband, wife, friend, sibling, or family member who is always the first to get into the Christmas spirit.
Description: Too tired for today and already done with tomorrow? This funny tired duck holding a huge coffee cup perfectly captures that exhausted, overworked, and over-it mood! Ideal for coffee addicts, Monday haters, introverts, and anyone who needs caffeine just to survive the week. A relatable and humorous gift for coworkers, friends, and coffee lovers!
Description: Unleash your inner feline power with this bold and witty statement piece. The image features a confident cat with one eye narrowed and claws extended, ready to strike with attitude. The phrase “You’re on my touch list – Be Ready” combines humor and defiance, while the Japanese symbols 覚悟しろ (kakugo shiro) add a mysterious, fearless edge meaning “Prepare yourself.” This design captures the spirit of independence, strength, and playful rebellion—perfect for those who love cats with personality and a touch of Japanese flair.
