Choose Wisely Bags
Description: If you're a fan of sarcasm, funny sayings or general awesomeness, you need this tee! Funny Sarcastic Joke Tee's that are sure to get a smile. Politically incorrect, sometimes offensive but always funny tee shirts that tell the world exactly how you feel. A vodka soda has fewer calories than a banana, choose wisely funny joke T-Shirt. For the mischievous, troublemaker in your life. Makes a unique gift for a birthday, party, or any occasion. Remember to order a size up if you prefer a looser fit.
Description: Dark and powerful artwork featuring a striking skull illustration with blazing eyes, crossed knives, and the bold message "Choose Your Friends Wisely." Blending gothic aesthetics with motivational philosophy, this design explores themes of loyalty, influence, and personal growth. The distressed textures, fiery accents, and intense imagery create a rebellious, edgy atmosphere perfect for fans of dark art, skull designs, alternative culture, and thought-provoking visual statements.
Choose Your Friends Wisely Skull Art | Inspiration T-Shirt Typography Bag
by Aestet
$19 $24
Description: A vintage botanical mushroom design featuring wild forest plants, red spotted mushrooms, detailed leaves, berries, and the phrase “Wild Plants Look Tasty Choose Wisely.” Perfect for mushroom foragers, nature lovers, mycology fans, forest walkers, cottagecore style lovers, and anyone who enjoys funny outdoor caution humor. Great gift idea for plant lovers, mushroom hunters, gardeners, hikers, and botanical art fans.
Wild Plants Look Tasty Choose Wisely Mushroom Forager Design Bag
by Spirit Garden
$19 $24
Christian Celestial Decision Angels Or Demons Choose Wisely Performance Bag
by EMMITT HERLINDA
$19 $24
Description: This design celebrates the fishing hobby for anglers and fishermen. Featuring the quote Choose Wisely. Fish Well... Life Is Full Of Important Choices. Ideal for anyone who loves fishing and the outdoors.
Choose Wisely. Fish Well... Life Is Full Of Important Choices Fishing Angler Fisherman Hobby Bag
by InkNook
$19 $24
choose wisely - enough is enough - go vegan (LEFT CHEST) Bag
by CreativeKitty
$19 $24
Description: A cartoon-style graphic of an elderly karate sensei sitting cross-legged in a meditative pose. Above him are three large hands: one showing two fingers (scissors), one open palm (paper), and one holding actual scissors. The text 'CHOOSE ...BUT CHOOSE WISELY' is displayed in white brush-stroke font above the hands.
CHOOSE ...BUT CHOOSE WISELY Rock Paper Scissors Karate Sensei Bag
by INSIDE STORE
$19 $24
Description: The bowl on the porch suddenly feels like the safer option. Trick or Treat: Choose Wisely features a sinister hooded scarecrow with burning orange eyes, a stitched grin and one particularly unfriendly jack-o-lantern. Tattered fabric, gnarled hands and dark harvest-horror details turn an innocent Halloween tradition into something considerably less reassuring. Made for horror fans, scarecrow lovers, haunted-attraction regulars, Halloween obsessives and people who prefer their spooky season with actual teeth. Is it offering you candy? Is the pumpkin collecting something? Excellent questions. Unfortunately, you have already knocked.
Trick or Treat Choose Wisely Evil Scarecrow Bag
by The Wolf and the Butterfly
$19 $24
Description: Watch your step and guard your heart. Featuring a stunning, intricate illustration of Medusa framed by dark gothic elements, roses, and crosses, this design is for those who walk the line between myth and mystery. Perfect for fans of dark aesthetic fashion, Greek mythology, and tattoo-inspired streetwear. Don't just wear a shirt—wear a warning.