Customer Satisfaction Bags
Description: This is a superhero named Dissatisfied Consumer. He is a man of the people who is greeted with sarcastic warmth at every establishment he patronizes. He indulges every opportunity to let people know how they're doing. He uses a gas-powered wheel chair, not because he is disabled, but because he says, he "never feels like walking". Sometimes Dissatisfied Consumer will pre-emptively ask to see the restaurant manager, at the beginning of a meal, to prime them for the imminent barrage of insults and kvetching. He does this by introducing himself by his given name, and then announcing he is gluten-free, vegan and allergic to peanuts and soy. He warns people not to go to places he didn't like. that's his power. pretty cool, huh?
