Expect Nothing Bags
Description: Willa Sibert Cather quote: I kept as still as I could. Nothing happened. I did not expect anything to happen. I was something that lay under the sun and felt it, like the pumpkins, and I did not want to be anything more. I was entirely happy. Perhaps we feel like that when we die and become a part of something entire, whether it is sun and air, or goodness and knowledge. At any rate, that is happiness; to be dissolved into something complete and great. When it comes to one, it comes as naturally as sleep.
Description: I expect nothing. Still disappointed… Because somehow, life keeps finding new ways to exceed the lowest expectations. A sarcastic, relatable quote for realists, cynics and anyone with a dry sense of humour. Perfect for millennials, professional underwhelmed people and those who have officially stopped getting their hopes up.
CAUTION: Expect Nothing, Appreciate Everything - funny warning signs Bag
by today.i.am.sad
$19 $24
Description: Expect nothing. Get disappointed anyway. This confused raccoon sitting on a trash can perfectly captures the absurd frustration of having zero expectations and still somehow feeling misled. A funny, sarcastic design for fans of dry humor, cynical jokes, and wonderfully relatable disappointment.
Description: Setting the bar for personal achievement completely flush with the floor is a brilliant tactic for ensuring you never disappoint anyone. Society constantly demands hustle, ambition, and continuous self-improvement, which quickly drains your emotional reserves. Boldly announcing that you plan to contribute zero effort completely short-circuits all professional and social pressures. If nobody anticipates any favors, assistance, or clever ideas from your direction, even the smallest gesture becomes a shocking triumph. The humor here hilariously celebrates the ultimate defensive maneuver, mocking the exhausting nature of high expectations by proudly establishing total, unyielding uselessness as a primary defining characteristic going forward.
Description: Copyright of all these designs belongs to the artist (Meghan Wallace or Doodle by Meg LLC) and may not be reproduced by anyone other than the artist for sale or any other commercial use. In accordance with Intellectual Property Policies my designs have been created using my own process and personal references. With that said if you like my style, are interested in commission design work, or interested in licensing my work feel free to email or DM me!
Description: Level up your casual look with this powerful motivational statement. Featuring a rugged, metallic text design, this 'EARN EVERYTHING EXPECT NOTHING' tee is perfect for everyday streetwear. It's a simple yet eye-catching piece designed for teens and young adults who appreciate edgy, modern typography. Grab this versatile shirt for a cool, effortless vibe on your days off or any day of the week. Stand out with a mindset that demands respect.
Description: A brutally honest and hilariously grim design for those who keep their expectations low—and still get let down. Perfect for lovers of sarcasm, dark humor, and real-life vibes.
I Expect Nothing and I’m Still Disappointed – Relatable Dark Humor Quote Bag
by NomiCrafts
$19 $24
Expect Nothing Appreciate Everything Motivational T-Shirt Bag
by Phenom Tees
$19 $24
Description: A cool gift idea with a powerful slogan for warriors. Whether on Christmas or as a gift in general, this makes an ideal gifting item on a tee-shirt, mug, hoodie, sticker, etc.
Expect the worst. Assume nothing and always anticipate an attack Bag
by mksjr
$19 $24
Description: The perfect t-shirt for all that like Fight Cancer, Support, Spread Awareness, Motivate, Be An Inspiration, Be Unbreakable, Health Care, or Give Hope, Ideal gift for any Survivor, Family, Friend, Nurse, Warrior, Doctor, Brave, Pink Ribbon, or Fighter. Featuring unique designs, quirky puns and cool text our tshirts and apparel are perfect to wear to Community, Hospital, Charity Causes, Everyday Wear, or Cancer Awareness Month, If you love fun Cancer tees this is the top for you! HOT and NEW! This Awesome 'Expect Nothing. Appreciate Everything' Cancer Awareness Shirt is perfect for individuals or groups who want and easy & simple Cancer outfit.
'Expect Nothing Appreciate Everything' Cancer Awareness Bag
by Our Wacky Home
$19 $24
