Fartfort Scale Bags
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Description: The official Fartfort scale, from 0 to 5. Calm: nothing to report. Whisper: only you know. Squeaker: the dog looks up. Trumpet: everyone knows. Room Clearer: windows, open, now. Evacuate: call the authorities. A funny rating-chart gift for scientists, weather nerds, and group chats. Issued by FartMerch. Not a real science. White and green on dark. Printed for dark shirts. Original FartMerch humor: gas-tastic gear for every rear.
The Fartfort Scale - Official Fart Rating Chart Gift Bag
by FartMerch.com
$19 $24
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