Function Bags
Description: The sun is smiling. The skeleton is melting. Nobody asked for either. This is the most accurate depiction of summer in the last 10 years — and if you've ever said "I can't, it's too hot" and meant it with your whole chest, this tee was made for your exact situation. Send help. Or ice cream. Preferably both.
Description: Currently melting. Send ice cream or don't bother. This retro skeleton summer tee is for everyone who shuts down the moment the temperature hits triple digits — and has zero plans to recover. Bold cartoon illustration with a melting skeleton and a sun that's way too happy about the whole situation. Perfect for summer haters, heat survivors, and anyone who relates to liquefying on contact.
Description: Schoolhouse Rock's conductor is one of the most recognizable characters from the animated series. The conductor appeared in the segment Conjunction Junction to teach viewers how to use a part of grammar known as conjuctions. In a popular song, an unseen audience asks the conductor, "Conjuction Junction, what's your function?" to which he replies "Hooking up words, and phrases, and clauses." For any fan of the educational animated series, this What's Your Function Schoolhouse Rock T-Shirt is a must have!
Description: A dark background displays white text resembling a code snippet. It features lines of code with function calls and variable assignments, including 'puthoin (ipt.prtion_ithomnation()', 'put. ste = in=_ptecokten())', 'put. s.er._cuthorterrr(())', 'put._forl a._arter_d);;', and 'put. = puthern(());'.
Description: Running on low energy and questionable amounts of caffeine? This Too Tired to Function Department design turns everyday exhaustion into official emergency business. Featuring a funny low-energy warning, government agency style, and relatable tired humor, it’s perfect for sleepy humans, coffee lovers, students, workers, and professional nap enthusiasts. A playful sarcastic design for casual days, lazy weekends, or whenever your brain is temporarily unavailable. Wear it proudly when your energy reserves have officially reached critical levels.
Description: A monochrome visual featuring code snippets related to coffee. The code includes the function 'GetCoffeefuctin()', variable assignments 'intit=CCoffee(10)', 'ccc = 130)', and 'cupLevel = 100'. A stylized line drawing of a steaming coffee cup with a saucer is located on the right side.
Description: Colorful school-themed design highlighting important developmental skills including problem solving, curiosity, self regulation, creativity, sharing, communication, motor skills, and executive function. Featuring cute classroom characters, school supplies, and cheerful educational graphics, this design is perfect for teachers, preschool educators, kindergarten classrooms, special education staff, therapists, students, and Back To School celebrations.
Description: This awesome, stylish shirt features a graph of periodic trigonometric functions and the words "I Can't Function Without Math". Perfect Tshirt for mathematicians, students of trigonometry, algebra, calculus, math lovers, and math teachers or educators. Are you into Math and Science? Makes a great gift for any mathematician, geek, nerd, tech lover, college student, teacher, or back to school. Funny math pun shirt that includes a graph of periodic trigonometric functions and a clever, sarcastic pun.
Description: A cartoon character resembling a railway worker in blue overalls, a white shirt, a blue cap, and a red scarf holds a lantern. Above the character, a speech bubble contains the text "WHAT'S YOUR FUNCTION?". The words "CONJUNCTION JUNCTION" arch above the scene, and "SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK!" is positioned below.
