Function Bags
Description: "T-SHIRT QUALITY: Vintage-Soft, Preshrunk, Premium Ringspun Cotton Tees. So Soft, and soon to be your new favorite shirt. PRINT QUALITY: We hand print our own original graphics right here in Asheville, NC. This creates a soft, smooth print that lasts for years! T-SHIRT SIZING: Adult unisex t shirts that look great on men and women - Order the size you typically wear in a normal fitting t shirt: Small Medium Large XL XXL 3XL If you love your shirt, please leave us feedback. It really helps us independent artists compete with the big guys"
Description: A circular spiral pattern of blue circles containing various mathematical graphs and equations. The text 'Linear Function Graph' is at the bottom, and 'same graph in the physics equation' curves around the top. Many circles contain the text 'in math' alongside different line and curve graphs.
Description: A highly confident and sharp professional standard that establishes the perfect fusion of utility and aesthetics as the ultimate law of design. It is an exceptional piece for independent creators and studio veterans who command their project spaces with absolute authority—making it crystal clear that while ordinary individuals waste time arguing whether a layout should be strictly practical or purely decorative, your mind operates in a premium, high-octane matrix where structural physics and visual masterwork effortlessly merge into a single, flawless reality.
Description: When summer turns your bedroom into an oven and getting out of bed is no longer an option. This funny “Please Lower the Sun” design features an exhausted man sinking into his mattress during an unbearably hot day. Perfect for heat-wave survivors, summer complainers, Arizona residents, and anyone who believes the sun needs a dimmer switch.
Description: A stark black background features text and three yellow coffee cups. The top line reads "COFFEE IS MY" in bold white letters. The second line states "PRIMARY FUNCTION" in large yellow letters with a slight shadow effect. Below that, "//Do not interrupt execution" is written in white. Three yellow coffee cups with steaming wisps are placed at the bottom.
Description: A relatable and funny design for anyone who appreciates honest humor about procrastination and everyday challenges. Perfect for adults, students, teachers, office workers, therapists, and neurodiversity advocates who enjoy lighthearted, self-aware jokes. Great for work, school, casual outings, or as a humorous gift that sparks smiles and conversation.
Description: Fart Machine Nutritional Facts for gassers and flatulence humor fans. This funny design includes Fart Machine Nutritional Facts Serving Size: 1 Proud Gasser % Daily Value* Stink Level ∞ Proud Release 300% Stealth 50% Timing Accuracy 10-200% Embarrassment 0% Loudness N.A. *Percent Daily Values Are Based On Extra Onions, Sneaky Toots, And Avoid Eye Contact And Blaming The Dog. Great for pranksters and joke lovers.
Description: Fart Machine Nutritional Facts for gassers and flatulence humor fans. This funny design includes Fart Machine Nutritional Facts Serving Size: 1 Proud Gasser % Daily Value* Stink Level ∞ Proud Release 300% Stealth 50% Timing Accuracy 10-200% Embarrassment 0% Loudness N.A. *Percent Daily Values Are Based On Extra Onions, Sneaky Toots, And Avoid Eye Contact And Blaming The Dog. Great for pranksters and joke lovers.
Description: "T-SHIRT QUALITY: Vintage-Soft, Preshrunk, Premium Ringspun Cotton Tees. So Soft, and soon to be your new favorite shirt. PRINT QUALITY: We hand print our own original graphics right here in Asheville, NC. This creates a soft, smooth print that lasts for years! T-SHIRT SIZING: Adult unisex t shirts that look great on men and women - Order the size you typically wear in a normal fitting t shirt: Small Medium Large XL XXL 3XL If you love your shirt, please leave us feedback. It really helps us independent artists compete with the big guys"
Description: Fart Machine Nutritional Facts humor design for proud gassers. Features: Fart Machine, Nutritional Facts, Serving Size: 1 Proud Gasser, Daily Value, Stink Level ∞, Proud Release 300%, Stealth 50%, Timing Accuracy 10-200%, Embarrassment 0%, Loudness G.A. Percent Daily Values Are Based On Low Stinking, Unhealthy Foods, Over-Indulging In Comforts And Blaming The Dog. Powered By Proud Gasser. Caution: May Clear Rooms Instantly.
Description: Fart Machine Nutritional Facts humor design for proud gassers. Features: Fart Machine, Nutritional Facts, Serving Size: 1 Proud Gasser, Daily Value, Stink Level ∞, Proud Release 300%, Stealth 50%, Timing Accuracy 10-200%, Embarrassment 0%, Loudness G.A. Percent Daily Values Are Based On Low Stinking, Unhealthy Foods, Over-Indulging In Comforts And Blaming The Dog. Powered By Proud Gasser. Caution: May Clear Rooms Instantly.
Description: This retro-inspired “Barely Functioning Office Department” design blends cryptid humor with exhausted workplace energy, featuring a sleepy Bigfoot drowning in paperwork, coffee, and questionable productivity. With distressed vintage typography, sarcastic office details, and cozy internet-core aesthetics, it perfectly captures the chaotic spirit of surviving work one vibe at a time.
