Funhaus Bags

Description: Funhaus 'Fallout'

Description: Funhaus Merch Classic

Description: A menacing clown grin surrounded by dizzying hypno-stripes, neon drips, and bold bubble type spelling "WELCOME TO THE FUNHAUS." Loud, unsettling, and built for horror fans who want their fandom worn loud. Step inside if you dare, but there's no escape.

Description: A military parade drum in emerald and crimson. A gold gyroscopic armillary sphere balanced on top of it. And a fine bone china teacup, balanced on top of that. "The Sculptural Balancing Act" is FunHaus maximalism delivered with the confidence of a circus act that has been rehearsed exactly once and has no intention of dropping anything. Eccentric, sculptural, and chic in the very specific way that walking into a very good curiosity cabinet is chic.

Description: A digital representation of the character Volkor, made famous by the team at Funhaus.

Description: A brass line-art circus elephant, ornately caparisoned, balanced on a geometric Neo Deco ball of chevrons and sunbursts — all rendered in continuous warm gold line on near-black. “The Brass Menagerie” is the intersection of FunHaus nostalgia and Neo Deco glamour: sophisticated enough to live in a curated space, strange enough to be genuinely interesting, and precisely what 2026 interiors are reaching for.

Description: A black-and-white striped architectural column — composed entirely of supernatural hands reaching upward — supporting an iridescent galaxy crystal ball at its crown. “The Eccentric Pedestal” is FunHaus maximalism and Extra Celestial escapism in a single frame: the design that looks like it came from a world where architecture has intentions, and the crystal ball at the top is keeping a secret about where exactly that world is.

Description: You have to call it, or else it's an illegal moonballing!

Description: A full-width theatrical tent drape in oxblood burgundy and warm ivory — gathered in cascading swags, tied with gold bullion tassels, celestial motifs embroidered into the panels — suspended from a silver rod as if the wall behind it was always a circus tent waiting to be revealed. "The Big Top Drape" is the FunHaus anchor piece: the design that transforms the room it hangs in.

Description: A quote from Bruce Greene on the YouTube Channel Funhaus. A phrase that was concocted while playing horror games.

Description: A logo for the beer brand "Godbeer" in the Slater video game. Made famous in a play through by Funhaus

Description: The "Ska came before Reggae" T-shirt made famous from a Funhaus video sketch.

Description: Do you know what day it is? It's finally Garbo Tuesday!

Description: Edgar III has laid an egg, and Edgar is the one in the hole!!

Description: Volkor 316

Description: A sign from the Funhaus talk show " Talking Stalkings"

Description: Wise words from Mr. Bruce Greene.