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Description: There comes a point when the closet stops being a collection of clothes and becomes a collection of nearly identical black shirts. One has a band logo, another has a guitar, another has a different band logo, and somehow they all qualify as completely different outfits. Laundry day becomes a serious sorting challenge: “Is this the faded black one or the slightly less faded black one?” Friends may suggest adding some color, but that sounds dangerously unnecessary. The fact of owning endless black shirts is that getting dressed requires almost no decision-making. Grab one from the pile, put it on, and congratulations—you’re ready for anything from a concert to the grocery store. At this point, the wardrobe has two settings: black and laundry.
Description: There’s something hilarious about watching men and wolen casually walk through houses that look like luxury resorts while you sit there wondering whether your bank account would survive the front-door tour. Every room is enormous, the kitchen has enough counter space to prepare dinner for an entire neighborhood, and the closet is bigger than most apartments. Therefore, the buyer pauses dramatically and says, “Hmm, I’m not sure about the bathroom.” Meanwhile, you are staring at the screen thinking, “You have a bowling alley downstairs and you’re worried about the tiles?” The best part is watching someone reject a house because the pool is slightly too small, the garage only fits four cars, or the guest room doesn’t have enough natural light.
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