Ketchum Bags
Description: Another great illustration from renowned artist Paul Cemmick's Country Music Artists Collection
Hal Ketchum - An illustration by Paul Cemmick Bag
by PLAYDIGITAL2020
$19 $24
Description: Enter a wild multiverse crossover with this hilarious fan-inspired design featuring trainer and professor of pocket monster world reimagined in a chaotic sci-fi cartoon universe. Combining monster-training adventure vibes with bizarre portal-hopping energy, this artwork delivers exaggerated expressions, crazy reactions, and retro animated humor in one unforgettable parody. Perfect for anime fans, cartoon lovers, gamers, and anyone obsessed with nostalgic pop culture mashups and interdimensional chaos.
Description: Wear this public service alert to tell seekers you are not the sought after Twin Flame. With this alert you eliminate one of billions of possibilities.You do a kind deed! Also on cups, magnets, and a bunch of Other Stuff. The award-winning artist's info here: www.peterjketchum.com
Description: Adapted from a vintage black and white newspaper ad. For the last year or so the mustache has restaked its claim to the upper lip of the stylish. No longer just for cops, leathermen, English profs, or porn stars. The stache is for all. Be a man, or manish! Grow one by yourself or with a little help. It's a new age. Get with it. Fashion dictates obedience. Brooklyn born but now stylish worldwide.
Description: A very diverse location for Idaho. You can go from driving in the Snake River Valley, enjoying mesas and plateaus...to mountainous get-a-ways for Hollywood types.
Idaho Loves Twin Falls/Jerome/Hailey/Ketchum/Burley/Sun Valley Bag
by MacGordon's Emporium
$19 $24
Description: Get your own tee or any product like the friendly counselors and staff at Devil's Hill, Arizona's very own Camp Ketchum located in the desert mountains. The Murders at Camp Ketchum is a new horror novel from E. Reyes (Author of The Halloween Grindhouse) releasing in August 2022.
Description: LET THEM EAT CAKE! Marie Antoinette supposedly said it when told her subjects didn't have bread. Actually she didn't say it, but got blamed for it anyway. She got iced. THWACK. Lost her head. Thud. Whether named Marie or Jeff or Elon, the rich don't get being poor. See today's news. Hey rich billionaire people, let US have cake! AND a slice of the pie! Need gifts? Piece of cake! Buy stuff with Marie and her yummy cakes on it. The French Queen, WITH head, is available on tees, mugs, pillows, etc. Gory back story, but great gift. And subtle protest! After you've selected many gifts on TeePublic, you can find limited edition prints by this award-winning artist on Artspan at www.peterjketchum.com.
Description: As an outsider looking in, do you wonder if being a genius is a burden? Me too. So I answered my own question in graphic form. More smart ass than just plain smart. The background is either a math formula or the formula for making lethal weapons. Who knows? It just looked pretty.
Description: This bold graphic is inspired by a line from T. S. Eliot's poem "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock." Duane Allman of the Allman Brothers was asked how he was helping the revolution. He said, “There ain’t no revolution, only evolution, but every time I’m in Georgia I ‘eat a peach’ for peace.” Allman quoted part of a line from Eliot's poem. It said, "Do I dare to eat a peach?” It's a metaphor for life. Eat it when it's young before old age spoils it. You might drip peach juice on your new dress or pants, but so what! Take the chance. Life can get messy. It can be sour or sweet. Risk it! Bite into it. Dare to eat the damn peach! If nothing more, eat it for peace! Evolve.
Description: This tongue in cheek graphic on tees, pillows and stuff is a simple motivational beauty guide for your complete metamorphous. Granted it involves an icky larva stage, but then you get to sleep in late and wake up as beautiful as a butterfly. What’s not to like? Beauty’s big in 2022. Ugly is out. Buy gallons of youth serums. Get cheek implants. Puff up those weak lips with silicone. Raise your forehead. Lower your ass. Eat to the point of malnutrition. Dye the gray. Be anchor-lady blonde. Be who you aren’t. Be a caterpillar with the promise of butterfly beauteousness. If you have a friend in need of beauty tips, this design is a perfect gift. you know it’s a joke, right? A tad sci-fi-ish. BTW, this advice is for any gender.
Description: Gifts for cat lovers and catatonic owners. I messed around with one of Louis Wain's cats. It is thought schizophrenia might have led to his somewhat psychedelic style. An animal activist and head of the Governing Council of Dumb Friends, he spent part of his adult life in mental institutions. One more year like this and I might be institutionalized.
Description: So like the witch we're melting. In the West. And the East. Even Portland Oregon. Yikes. Baked. Roasted. Hotter than hell. So bake a cake. RIGHT ON THE SIDEWALK. No oven needed. Frost it. FROST! You'll need cold ice cream as a go with. Mother nature's reward for her nasty heat snit. See my finer art on Artspan: www.peterjketchum.com
Description: I’m here with Free Advice to help in these trying times when you might be distracted and a bit careless. DIVE CAREFULLY is the Free Advice. It’s on all manner of products including tees, hoodies, pillows, and magnets. The idea is from an early 20th Century cigarette trade card which were like today’s bubblegum or Super Hero trading cards. What does the advice mean? It means look before you leap. Know if you’re getting in over your head. Are there sharks close by. Or alligators? Know before you dive! The design is also available as an 8x6 print in a signed edition of ten. Find it in my fine art gallery on Artspan: www.peterjketchum.com. But buy gifts or self-rewards first here in my store. Thanks. And dive carefully.
Description: WISE UP EARTHLINGS is a plea to everyone from this fierce owl. Wise up. Yes, you. And you and you. Be EcoWise. Green wise. Save water wise. Zero waste wise. All of that and then some. Available on tee shirts, magnets, stickers, pillows and stuff to wear or give as gifts for like-minded friends of the Earth. Spread the word! Thanks.
Description: A great motivational gift for you or your favorite gym rat. Gymnastics or any exercise is fantastic for your health and wellbeing. Move, grove, improve. Hustle for the muscle. Exercise or exorcise? You decide. Buy a mug or pillow as a reward for all your hard work. Get the tapestry and hang it where you exercise to remind you why you are doing what you are doing. After you buy stuff on Teepublic, see my fine art print on Artspan, www.peterjketchum.com. Thanks!
Description: Olive Oyl shouts what I and many other people think. WTF! What’s going on here? Has the world lost its mind. WTF. A straight forward statement for today’s times. Shout it out. It'd be good for your mental health. Help with the mess. This is ha ha design for not so funny times. Yeesh. See my web page peterjketchum.
Description: Eau de Embalming adapts an 1890s ad for embalming fluid which is guaranteed to, you know, make the body not so odoriferous. Don't mistake it for Chanel #5. Guaranteed to attract Dancing Skeletons and other living dead things. The perfume preferred by Zombies and the Darkdashians.
Eau de Embalming Perfume for the Living Dead Bag
by KETCHUMART SHOP
$19 $24
Description: Here's bloody good Free Advice for people intent on living mindfully and well. Or just plain living. Give 100% in everything you do, but not always. This motivational, life-saving design is on mugs, tees, hoodies, pillows, magnets and a whole bunch of stuff. Inexpensive gifts with a message everyone should follow. Wear it when you give blood, or give an appreciative mug to a person working in a blood donation center. Or just give it to a an overachieving friend. And do give blood. But sensibly.
Description: A new design made with a vintage tattoo and a truthful motto. It’s available on apparel, mugs, pillows and stuff. Wear it on your yacht, aircraft carrier or for white water rafting in your tub. Buy one for cruising, or watching old episodes of the Love Boat. Everything offered in my store, www.teepublic.com/ketchumart. Then look at my fine, very expensive art on my Artspan gallery www.peterjektchum.com . Thanks mate. And God Bless the USA.
Description: DUMB PHONE is a new design available on a variety of products. Buy something for anyone addicted to their smartphone. Smartphones have turned us into compulsive communicators. Smartphones are Intruders, Destroyers, Spies, Control Freaks. Our phones are smarter than we are. We are a stupid species with smart phones, says the neuroscientist Abhijit Naskar. But I rant. And it would be dumb to give up my smartphone. I loved my old heavy black, dumb phone. You could slam the receiver down. Can’t slam a smartphone down. It is too fragile. A fragile, electronic nerd. Honor dumb phones. Buy a tee. Or mug. Thanks.
Description: MARTIAN WARNING is a design on shirts, phone cases (call home) and stuff. Can you blame the Martians for not wanting us. Look at what we've done to our own planet. And all our wars. Who needs it. Certainly not the Martians. Or so I was told in a recent visit. (BTW They ARE green.) Sure, at the moment travel to Mars is a red hot dream. But wake up. I repeat. They don't want us. What about Planet Hollywood. It would seem a better choice in this day and age. Or the Pengheng Space Capsules Hotel in China. But then they probably don’t want you either. Yeesh. After you buy gifts in my Ketchum Art store, check out my art prints on Artspan, www.peterjketchum.com. Thanks. Earthling!
