Notification Anxiety Bags

Description: Some days the notifications never stop, and this design puts that exact feeling on canvas. A face fractures into sharp, overlapping Cubist planes, centered on a shattered phone screen glowing electric blue through the chaos.

Description: phone's right there, buzzing, message received loud and clear — this dachshund just needs a moment before formulating an appropriate response. not ghosting, just running the situation through several internal committees first. Because someone had to say it.

Description: Relatable retro cartoon depicting an overwhelmed, bloodshot-eyed capybara sweating profusely under a massive explosion of glowing red notification bubbles, DMs, and mention tags on its smartphone. Captioned "Social Media Was A Mistake." A perfect gift for community managers, doomscrollers, tech workers, and social media detoxers.