Plate Bags
Description: An all-you-can-eat buffet plate can quickly become less of a meal and more of an ambitious construction project. What starts as a rational selection somehow turns into a towering combination of pasta, rice, potatoes, bread, vegetables, and whatever else looked good along the way. The result is a chaotic architectural monument built from carbs, poor planning, and questionable decisions. There are layers stacked at impossible angles, sauces occupying spaces they were never meant to reach, and at least one item balanced precariously on top. By the time the plate reaches the table, it barely resembles food and looks more like a structural experiment. Somehow, though, everything made it onto the same plate, and that feels like an accomplishment.
Description: A round, cheerful turkey with a sensor patch on its wing grips a fork and knife beside a full plate of mashed potatoes, cranberries, and pumpkin pie under the words "Gobble Till You Bolus." Made for people with diabetes who count every carb at the holiday table, plus the T1D families who make sure everyone gets a second slice of pie. A fun pick for Thanksgiving dinner, fall potlucks, or Diabetes Awareness Month in November.
Description: I Am Bisexual And I Am Bad At Baseball At The Plate I Strike Out I Am Bisexual And I Am Bad At Baseball Quote I Am Bisexual And I Am Bad At Baseball. At The Plate I Strike Out Over & Over Again Because I Am Swinging All Over The Place. When The Inning Changes I Am Still Up At Bat. I Am On The Lineup For Both Teams. Do Not Play Baseball With Me I Am Bisexual. As a last-minute Christmas stocking stuffer, holiday office party gift, white elephant gag gift exchange, Father's or Mother's Day memento, graduation or appreciation day moment, or any time of year or season to celebrate someone special.
