Police Character Bags
Description: Vintage-style mugshot artwork of Snake Plissken, the iconic antihero from Escape from New York. This gritty retro design features Plissken with his signature eye patch, holding a cigarette against a police height chart background. Perfect for fans of dystopian sci-fi, 80s action movies, and cult classics. A tribute to Kurt Russell’s unforgettable role.
Description: "There you go. Giving a Fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck." Its when the good detectives of Baltimore take an inappropriate interest in the happenings. Another memorable quote from The Wire. * [This design is also available in DARK graphics for LIGHT backgrounds, PLUS in colorful versions]
Description: A calm, round catto named Yunel Briskgrove peeks from a worn yellow cap, both wearing dry, unimpressed expression. Soft brown and cream markings, rosy cheeks, tiny ears, and a curled tail add playful charm. "abolish the electoral college" they say seriously, turning relaxed attitude into a humorous political meme.
Description: While staying at the hospital and knowing he cannot do all of this alone, Bulletproof sends out Empire City police officer P.J. O'Malley (Codename: Long Arm) and rookie officer Donny Brooks (Codename: Hardtop) to round up the best law enforcers from all over the country. With these men and women consisting of David E. "Highway" Harlson, Colt "Mace" Howards, Stan "Barricade" Hyde, Tina "Mainframe" Cassidy, Walker "Sundown" Calhoun, Suzie "Mirage" Young, Hugh S. "Bullseye" Forward, and Rex "Bowser" Pointer and his robot dog, Blitz, he forms a team that is "the finest law enforcement agency there is in the country". Bulletproof becomes the proud founder and commander of COPS. Together, he and his COPS team are able to take down Big Boss.
Description: While staying at the hospital and knowing he cannot do all of this alone, Bulletproof sends out Empire City police officer P.J. O'Malley (Codename: Long Arm) and rookie officer Donny Brooks (Codename: Hardtop) to round up the best law enforcers from all over the country. With these men and women consisting of David E. "Highway" Harlson, Colt "Mace" Howards, Stan "Barricade" Hyde, Tina "Mainframe" Cassidy, Walker "Sundown" Calhoun, Suzie "Mirage" Young, Hugh S. "Bullseye" Forward, and Rex "Bowser" Pointer and his robot dog, Blitz, he forms a team that is "the finest law enforcement agency there is in the country". Bulletproof becomes the proud founder and commander of COPS. Together, he and his COPS team are able to take down Big Boss.
Description: Ready to investigate! This colorful Safety Sheriff Labrador collage features the cheerful canine detective in blue uniform, magnifying-glass poses, a police car, and golden paw prints. A playful design for young fans of detective adventures, cartoon police dogs, and Sheriff Labrador’s safety stories.
Description: Meet the toughest officer on the force... and definitely the smelliest. Law & Odor: Special Aroma Unit brings together a dead-serious police procedural vibe with a hilariously determined skunk officer who's ready to serve, protect, and completely ignore the obvious. Featuring an original retro cartoon mascot, distressed vintage styling, and classic 70s-inspired graphics, this design is perfect for fans of police dramas, pun lovers, and anyone who appreciates absurd humor. A great gift for law enforcement professionals with a sense of humor, TV parody fans, skunk lovers, and collectors of vintage-inspired cartoon art.
Law & Odor: Special Aroma Unit Funny Skunk Police Parody Bag
by Kenny The Bartender's Tee Emporium
$24
Description: Edmund "Rock Krusher" Scarry is one of the dumbest of Big Boss' crooks. But he is super-strong and is equipped with a heavy-duty jackhammer to break into vaults and things. He is usually partnered up with Turbo Tu-Tone. At one point he was romantically involved with Ms. Demeanor.
