Pray To The Algorithm Bags
Description: The crack is 6mm wide. The placement is — fine. Probably fine. It seated well, the lobes are loaded, you gave it a tug and it didn't move, and you've placed worse in better features and survived. You clip the rope, take a breath, and move up. Gravity will do its part if it comes to that. "Trust The Micro-Cam (And Pray To Gravity)" is the complete internal monologue of every trad climber who has ever clipped a 0.1 C3 and immediately started doing the math on whether what they just passed counts as a ledge.
Description: A monochrome composition with white text on a black background. The text lists various religions followed by a short, humorous description. It starts with "CHRISTIANITY: Zombie Jesus!", then "BUDDHISM: Just chill, dude", "ISLAM: Five times a tasm, pray away the gay", "JUDAISM: We tried to kill Jesus, but thee back", and finally "HINDUISM: Too many gods, not enough time".
