Sardonic Bags

Description: Sardonic Portrait Hanging Around Quote

Description: "I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." Charles Darwin wrote it in 1861 but it's just as true today. Eugh, it's too peoplely out there and everything sucks. Variants in color and typeface available.

Description: Can you name all the triangles? Sure I can! This is Angelo, this is James, this is Bryan.....

Description: Bill Hicks / Retro Aesthetic Styled 90s Design

Description: You can and should recycle many things but some things are just trash (or rubbish if you live in the UK or Australia). Tell people you do your own thing with this tongue-in-cheek design: Your opinion is trash.

Description: I'll Get Over It I Just Need To Be Dramatic First

Description: I'll Get Over It I Just Need To Be Dramatic First

Description: I've been brainstorming and came up with some doosies ... I have a crass and sarcastic personality ... so here it is, in fine print, ready to put on a t-shirt ....

Description: 7amcreations design

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "amateur". Please don't judge; I've never even been trained. On anything. Just let me be; I'm not a professional at life and I'm doing my best.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "technically correct: the best kind of correct". Never mind if you're annoying, smug, or pompous! If you're right, gloat!

Description: Stay effortlessly sarcastic with the "Okay I Won't Be Doing Any Of That But Thank You" tee. Show off your witty side with this humorous design, perfect for casual days out or lounging at home. Made with comfort in mind, this tee is a great addition to your wardrobe.

Description: Hang in there with this funny and sarcastic humor tee that's sure to get a chuckle out of everyone who sees it. The witty phrase "Hang In There It Gets Worse" will make a bold statement, while the simple yet playful design adds a touch of fun to any outfit. Perfect for those who appreciate a bit of dark humor, this shirt is a great conversation starter and a must-have addition to your wardrobe.

Description: Happy Everything! Now, leave me alone until next year.

Description: "The World Is A Village, And I'm Its Idiot," a self-deprecating twist on the "global village" idea, for anyone who's made peace with being the fool of the whole planet.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I am my target audience." Do you crack yourself up? Do you make yourself laugh even when everyone else is looking at you oddly? You're your own target audience. High five.

Description: music design

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I think I've done enough". You can't possibly be expected to do MORE. Your works speak for themselves. What they say is anyone's guess. Maintain a dignified silence.

Description: A minimal typography design, of the word ironic in white colored text. Wear it with irony. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I can't stop thinking about grilled cheese". Well, it IS one of the most glorious things in human history. As well as being comfort food. And downright delicious.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "it's my first day". Screwed up? Need to give someone a charming smile and an excuse? Sorry, it's my first day!

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "influencer - follow me toward bad decisions". All these thin white girls with their damn ring lights - we don't need any more influencers in perfect spaces. Let's go make some questionable decisions and I'll lead the way.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "petty". Do you hold a grudge - for years if necessary - and never forget a slight? You just might be petty. You might even be proud of it.

Description: SO READY FOR THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES + Festivus pole. We need little anti-advent calendars to help us count down to Festivus. Maybe with a tiny liquor bottle behind each door. And then feats of strength. Also available in black.

Description: Sarcastic Comment Loading

Description: Censoring The Protest Protesting The Censor(!)

Description: "I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." Charles Darwin wrote it in 1861 but it's just as true today. Eugh, it's too peoplely out there and everything sucks. Variants in color and typeface available.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Which wine pairs well with societal collapse?" Yeah, these aren't the best years, are they? Democracy down the tubes, the rise of the oligarchs, and just the stupidest timeline ever. Gotta be sassy about it.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I was told there would be a handbasket." Look, it's one thing to deal with plague and fascism and end times. But it was pretty much a promise that when we were going to hell, it would be in a handbasket. Come on, now.

Description: SO READY FOR THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES + Festivus pole. We need little anti-advent calendars to help us count down to Festivus. Maybe with a tiny liquor bottle behind each door. And then feats of strength. Also available in white.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "and I'ma take that personally". If you're sensitive and you know it, clap your hands. Or maybe you're just socially awkward. May as well tell people in advance.

Description: I drew this screaming cat because sapphic humor is chaotic, bold, and absolutely unhinged. Punky colors, distressed lettering, and a punchline that lands every time. For the queer women who get it.

Description: Surreal

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I'LL GET OVER IT - JUST NEED TO BE DRAMATIC FIRST". Give me a few minutes to laugh, cry, emote, and otherwise bring the drama. Be right with you.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "fight apathy (or don't, whatever)". Y'know, we all want more good stuff to happen, and less bad stuff, but sometimes you just don't got the spoons.