Description: Fruity Oaty Bars are a manufactured foodstuff made by Blue Sun Corp. Due to the scarcity of fresh produce, it is unclear whether they were made from real fruit and oats, or merely made from artificial proteins and flavorings, as with most of the food, but regardless, they're pretty damn tasty!
Description: Wanna show your Miskatonic University pride? Get the ORIGINAL Property of Miskatonic University Athletic Dept shirt! Get yours today, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named commands it and GO BADGERS!
Property of Miskatonic University Athletic Dept Bag
by Left Wing Propaganda
$19 $24
Description: Perfect for Students and Alumni of this prestigious university. (Or for any fan of the writings of HP Lovecraft, Cthulhu, Yog Sothoth, Nyarlathotep, the Shadow Over Innsmouth, At the Mountains of Madness, The Dreamquest of Unknown Kadath, Arkham Horror, and Call of Cthulhu RPG)
Description: The Ministry of Truth (Newspeak: Minitrue) is the ministry of propaganda. As with the other ministries in the novel, the name Ministry of Truth is a misnomer because in reality it serves the opposite: it is responsible for any necessary falsification of historical events. However, like the other ministries, the name is also apt because it decides what "truth" is in Oceania. As well as administering "truth", the ministry spreads a new language amongst the populace called Newspeak, in which, for example, "truth" is understood to mean statements like 2 + 2 = 5 when the situation warrants. In keeping with the concept of doublethink, the ministry is thus aptly named in that it creates/manufactures "truth" in the Newspeak sense of the word.
