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Description: The President of the USA wants a Space Force, a Space Force he shall have. Join today, space patriot! Help your country IN SPAAACE! Sign up for American space exploration & conquer the final frontier. With the USSF, America's troops in outer space. Distressed look, because everything's distressing these days.
Description: An idea from America's number one space cadet. President Number 45. Protect us from the big space, from the mars and the other thing, the places not here. Out there are the falling objects, the planets, the aliens, the outer ships. We are unsafe from the pluto and also some of the mice and maybe Saturn or even Uranus. Cheese from space is probably something we should look into. We need a force. Very soon, we're going to Mars. Venus? I don't know. Mercury. We may even have a Space Force - we have the Air Force, we'll have the Space Force, you know, the Army, the Navy. Maybe we need a new force, I'm thinking that's a great idea. We're making a Space Force. Tremendous.
