Squirrel Knight Bags

Description: A squirrel knight of the Woodland Realm. Ready to fight for freedom!

Description: Epic medieval cartoon illustration depicting a brave squire squirrel in full plate armor holding up a shield of defiance against a chaotic jester bull tossing playing cards and confetti. Framed by ornate gothic lettering: "Away From Me With Thy Bullshittery." A hilarious novelty gift for Renaissance faire attendees, fantasy nerds, and anyone fed up with nonsense.

Description: Squirrel in Shining Armor with trusted Bunny Steed

Description: Three adorable squirrel knights in armor charge forward on wooden toy horses, ready for battle. This playful design celebrates the unstoppable cuteness and chaos of token decks in Magic: The Gathering. Perfect for MTG players who love swarming the board and doing it in style (and fluff).