Stoner Quote Bags
Description: Dazed and Confused is a 1993 American coming-of-age comedy film written and directed by Richard Linklater. The film features a large ensemble cast of actors who would later become stars, including Jason London, Ben Affleck, Milla Jovovich, Cole Hauser, Parker Posey, Adam Goldberg, Matthew McConaughey, Nicky Katt, Joey Lauren Adams, and Rory Cochrane. The plot follows the exploits of several teenagers during the last day of school in a small Texas town. The film has no single protagonist or central conflict, rather depicting interconnected plot threads and depicting teenage life in the 1970s.
Description: Keep it real at the office with this hilarious "Sorry Boss, You Can Either Expect Me to Work Well With Others or Pass the Drug Test—I Can’t Do Both" design. Perfect for edgy employees, sarcastic coworkers, and anyone barely surviving the 9 to 5 with humor and honesty.
Sorry Boss I Can’t Work Well With Others and Pass the Drug Test Funny Work Bag
by NomiCrafts
$19 $24
Description: Self care reminder, delivered by someone who is clearly watering things in a very specific interpretation of the phrase. A blue streetwear character with a chain, sneakers, and a cigarette, pouring from a sad little watering can onto a potted brain while everything around him is gently on fire. Water your plants. However you define that.
Don't Forget to Water Your Plants Funny Streetwear Brain Plant Stoner Humor Urban Tee Bag
by SketchTee
$19 $24
Description: Three colors, one chant, zero subtlety. The kind of phrase that comes back the second the bassline hits. Block letters in primary colors stack like the beat itself — yellow punching first, orange holding the gap, green landing the weight at the bottom. No ornament, no softening. Pure 90s boom-bap attitude translated into type. For anyone who still yells the hook before the song gets there.
Description: Funny weed lover quote Yes I Smell Like Weed You Smell Like You Missed Out. Perfect 420 gift for stoner friends, cannabis lovers and marijuana humor fans who love a good laugh.
Funny Weed Lover Quote Yes I Smell Like Weed You Smell Like You Missed Out 420 Stoner Gift Bag
by cobiepacior
$19 $24
Description: Funny cannabis character design predicting a smoke-filled weekend. A great gift for cannabis enthusiasts and 420 culture fans, perfect for casual weed-friendly gifts or birthdays.
Weekend Forecast Expect Heavy Smoking Funny Cannabis Bud Character 420 Gift Shirt Bag
by Jenifer Store
$19 $24
Description: Show off your love for Pineapple Express with our 'I Seent It' T-shirt. This tee features a fun and memorable quote from the cult classic film, perfect for fans of stoner comedy and iconic movie lines. Made from soft, comfortable fabric, it's a great addition to any movie lover's wardrobe
I Seent It T-shirt - Pineapple Express Inspired Tee Bag
by The Nightmare Inc
$19 $24
Description: This sarcastic illustration features two turtles putting those discarded plastic straws to a different kind of use. It is a darkly humorous take on ocean conservation awareness that will resonate with fans of edgy, counter-culture graphic humor.
Maybe The Turtles Needed The Straws Funny Parody Bag
by lametafisicadeitubi
$19 $24
Description: Ready or Not Here Comes Tomorrow Retro Smoking Sun Quote Ready or not, here comes tomorrow. This retro sun face with a lazy grin and a curl of smoke rises over bold condensed typography, a vintage tarot-style celestial illustration with a modern streetwear punch. Made for anyone who accepts that time keeps moving whether the to-do list is finished or not. A chill sunrise quote for good vibes, positive mindset, and easy optimism, plus a laid-back wink for stoner sun fans and daydreamers. Warm vermilion and cream tones against inky black type make it pop. Perfect gift for night owls, procrastinators, sunrise chasers, hippie and boho souls, and anyone who takes life one new day at a time. Original art by Puff Sumo.
Description: My Ducks Aren't In A Row. They're In A Circle. Passing A Joint. This funny cartoon illustration features four cute yellow rubber ducks gathered in a circle sharing a joint. The clean design uses bold white text against a dark background to highlight the humorous take on the classic saying. Made for stoner friends, comedy lovers, and fans of quirky animal illustrations who enjoy a good laugh at casual social gatherings or music festivals.
My Ducks Aren't in a Row They're in a Circle Passing a Bag
by 0reooos ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
$19 $24
Description: Ready or Not Here Comes Tomorrow Retro Smoking Sun Quote (Dark Version) Ready or not, here comes tomorrow. This retro sun face with a lazy grin and a curl of smoke rises over bold condensed typography, a vintage tarot-style celestial illustration with a modern streetwear punch. Made for anyone who accepts that time keeps moving whether the to-do list is finished or not. A chill sunrise quote for good vibes, positive mindset, and easy optimism, plus a laid-back wink for stoner sun fans and daydreamers. Warm vermilion and cream tones against inky black type make it pop. Perfect gift for night owls, procrastinators, sunrise chasers, hippie and boho souls, and anyone who takes life one new day at a time. Original art by Puff Sumo.
Ready or Not Here Comes Tomorrow Retro Smoking Sun Quote (Dark Version) Bag
by Puff Sumo
$19 $24
