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Pennywhistle the scary rubber hose clown Bag
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Description: It is the scariest clown in the old cartoon style!

Tags: cuphead, gaming, horror, horrormovies, it
Gets the hose again - Horror Movie Bag

Description: It puts the lotion on its skin - perfect gift for any gothic horror loving movie fans with a sense of humor

Tags: body lotion, moth, deathshead, humor, hannibal lecter
Beast of Bray Road Funny Werewolf Wisconsin Cryptid Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Knee Deep in the Nighttime Bag
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Description: A goofy, grinning werewolf in overalls and a nightcap gnaws a giant drumstick beside a country road sign under a smiling crescent moon, framed by lettering reading "Beast of Bray Road" and a ribbon declaring "Knee-Deep in the Nighttime!" Hairy, hungry and built for anyone who knows Wisconsin's woods hold more than deer. A fun pick for cryptid hunters, Wisconsin locals, Midwest folklore fans, or anyone who loves a monster with manners.

Tags: cryptid believer, cryptid humor, cryptozoology, dogman, elkhorn wisconsin
The Fouke Monster Slippin Through Boggy Creek Arkansas Cryptid Bigfoot Swamp Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Bag
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Description: A shaggy, grinning swamp ape tiptoes through the moonlit cypress swamp holding a glowing lantern, flanked by two smiling trees draped in Spanish moss, under hand-lettered "The Fouke Monster" and "Slippin' Through Boggy Creek!" Sneaky, swampy and built for anyone who knows Arkansas has its own Bigfoot. A fun pick for cryptid hunters, Arkansas locals, Bigfoot believers, or a backwoods Halloween.

Tags: arkansas cryptid, arkansas pride, boggy creek monster, cryptid humor, cryptozoology
The Jersey Devil Steppin Out in the Pine Barrens New Jersey Cryptid Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Halloween Bag
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Description: A winking, goat-faced devil in striped shorts tips his top hat and struts down a moonlit trail, bat wings and pointed tail swishing, under lettering reading "The Jersey Devil" and "Steppin' Out in the Pine Barrens!" Dapper, devilish and built for anyone proud of New Jersey's most famous resident. A fun pick for cryptid fans, Jersey natives, Pine Barrens hikers, or a spooky-season night out.

Tags: cryptid humor, cryptozoology, halloween cryptid, leeds devil, local legend
Don't Poke the Bear Bag
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Description: leave us alone

Tags: 70s, 70s kid, 80s, 80s kid, 80s kids will get it
Flatwoods Monster The Braxton County Boogie West Virginia Cryptid Alien Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Bag
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Description: The spade-headed Flatwoods Monster throws its gloved hands up in a jazzy pose, flying saucer and ringed planet hovering in a cloud of green glow, beneath B-movie lettering and a banner announcing "The Braxton County Boogie!" Strange, groovy and built for anyone who knows the strangest things happen in West Virginia. A fun pick for cryptid fans, UFO believers, West Virginia natives, or lovers of 1950s sci-fi kitsch.

Tags: 1950s sci fi, alien encounter, appalachian folklore, braxton county monster, cryptid believer
El Chupacabra The Midnight Goat Sneaker Funny Cryptid Goat Juice Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Bag
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Description: A spiky, bug-eyed Chupacabra tiptoes through the moonlight cradling a jug labeled "Goat Juice" with a skull and crossbones, beneath hand-lettered "El Chupacabra" and a gold banner reading "The Midnight Goat Sneaker!" Sneaky, thirsty and built for anyone who swears that wasn't a coyote. A fun pick for cryptid fans, folklore lovers, goat owners with a dark sense of humor, or spooky-season monster hunters.

Tags: chupacabra, cryptid believer, cryptid humor, cryptozoology, goat juice
Im Just Here For The Snacks Funny Rubber Hose Football Mascot Bag
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Description: Not interested in the score? Just here for the wings, dip, and pretzels! Featuring a custom 1930s rubber hose cartoon mascot illustration, this funny "I'm Just Here For The Snacks" tee brings vintage indie art vibes to any game day party or tailgate.

Tags: 1930s cartoon, casual fan, food and football, football, football mom
Where The Hose At? - Funny Firefighter Bag
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Description: Where The Hose At? - Funny Firefighter

Tags: dad, father, fdny, fire department, fire truck
Where The Hose At? - Funny Firefighter Bag
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Description: Where The Hose At? - Funny Firefighter

Tags: dad, father, fdny, fire department, fire truck
Wrapping Champion Lost To The Tape Funny Retro Rubber Hose Christmas Elf Tangled in Wrapping Paper Xmas Gift Bag

Description: A frustrated retro cartoon elf stands hopelessly tangled in a long roll of star-print wrapping paper, one arm taped to his own hat and strips of tape stuck everywhere, a self-proclaimed wrapping champion who just lost to the tape. Made for terrible gift wrappers, last-minute Christmas Eve wrappers, and anyone who has ever ended up wearing more tape than the present. A funny Christmas gift for coworkers, parents, best friends, and Secret Santa swaps.

Tags: bad gift wrapper xmas, christmas bad decisions, christmas eve wrapping, elf tangled in tape, frustrated elf humor
Order Up In the Trenches Funny Line Cook Chef Kitchen Chaos Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Restaurant Life Bag

Description: A grinning four-armed chef juggles a skillet, a stew pot, a spatula and a fistful of tickets reading "Steak," "Pie" and "Rush" while flames roar off the line and eggs, bacon and steaks fly overhead, under bold lettering shouting "Order Up!" and a banner reading "In the Trenches." Frantic, fearless and built for anyone who has survived a Friday night dinner rush. A fun pick for line cooks, chefs, restaurant crews, culinary students, or anyone who lives for the heat of the kitchen.

Tags: back of house, chef gift, chef life, cook gift, culinary school
TD Izzy - The Psycho Hose Beast Bag
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Description: While teenage Izzy wears a sarong, this Izzy wears a long skirt that covers her midriff. ∩(≧∀≦)∩ In addition, she wears two wrist bands and her top now, has a drop symbol in place of the hole, that showed her cleavage

Tags: courtr, izzy total drama, logo total drama, the psycho hose beast, total drama drop izzy
Drink from the hose! Bag
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Description: Growing up Gex-X had many perks. Bottled water and the use of the kitchen sink weren't included.

Tags: drink water from a hose, generation x

Drink from the hose! Bag

by retrothang

$24

it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again Bag

Description: it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

Tags: chillingclassic gift, chillingclassic pride, creepyquotecollector design, creepyquotecollector gift, creepyquotecollector humor
it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again Bag

Description: it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

Tags: darkcinemareference gift, darkcinemareference pride, funny villainlineparody, funny villainlineparody gift, horrorclassichumor design
Doin the Decay Shuffle Funny Dumpster Fire Top Hat Strut Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Chaos Humor Bag

Description: A cheerful, blazing dumpster tips his top hat and struts down a city street, smoke billowing and flames roaring from his open lid, beneath lettering reading "Doin' the Decay Shuffle!" Doomed, delighted and built for anyone whose life is on fire but still has style. A fun pick for chaos enthusiasts, overworked coworkers, survivors of a rough year, or anyone dancing through the disaster.

Tags: bad day humor, burnout humor, chaos humor, dark humor, dumpster fire
Vintage Rubber Hose Camp Counselor Bag
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Description: Wholesome camp vibes with a sharp twist! This classic 1930s rubber hose style mascot is happily strolling through the pristine woods of Camp Crystal Lake with his trusty woodcutter's axe. Perfect for vintage cartoon fans and horror buffs who love a subtle, creepy-cute look. Features a distressed, ink-printed aesthetic that looks amazing on retro-style tees, hoodies, and stickers.

Tags: camp crystal lake, crystal lake, friday 13th, halloween, hockey mask
Pardon Us We Are the Bananae Funny Dapper Bananas Top Hat Monocle Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Bag

Description: Three dapper bananas in a bowler, a top hat with a monocle and a boater with a bow tie tip their hats in perfect kick-line form beneath ornate lettering announcing "Pardon Us, We Are the Bananae!" Classy, ridiculous and built for anyone who goes a little bananas with their friends. A fun pick for banana lovers, best friend trios, vaudeville fans, or anyone who loves a silly bunch.

Tags: banana lover, banana pun, boater hat, bowler hat, dancing bananas
Buffalo Bills Body Lotion James Gumb Retro It Gets The Hose Again Bag

Description: It puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the hose again! This colorful retro distressed design features James Gumb's body lotion emblem, perfect for 90s thriller horror movie fans.

Tags: 90s, body lotion, buffalo bill, cinema, deaths head moth
it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again Bag

Description: it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

Tags: 90s movies, buffalo bill, classic horror, dark humor, death moth
it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again Bag

Description: it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

Tags: 90s movies, buffalo bill, classic horror, dark humor, death moth
it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again Bag

Description: it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

Tags: 90s movies, buffalo bill, classic horror, dark humor, death moth
it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again Bag

Description: it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

Tags: 90s movies, buffalo bill, classic horror, dark humor, death moth
The Fool - Mystical Medleys - Vintage Rubber Hose Cartoon Tarot Bag
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Description: This Mystical Medleys Fool tarot card design is the perfect creepy cute goth gift for any occult loving fortune tellers that are fans of vintage cartoons. Featuring a hand drawn retro tarot deck illustration of the fool with donkey ears and pyramid head in a 1930s cartoon rubber hose style it's sure to raise a smile or turn heads at your next convention or fortune telling reading. Are you a fun loving mystic? a fan of occult cartoons? or just want vintage looking tarot art that stands out from the crowd, then this is the design for you!

Tags: 1930s cartoon, cartoon, creepy cute, fool, fortune telling
Oswald and Mickey - Different Strings, Same Song (Rival Romeos, 1928; Fiddlin' Around, 1930) Bag

Description: Oswald and Mickey, playing music together, as seen in the Rival Romeos and Fiddlin' Around shorts from 1928 and 1930. ⚠️ This artwork is based on the original version of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit appearing in the 1928 short Rival Romeos and the original version of Mickey Mouse appearing in the 1930 short Fiddlin' Around, which are now in the public domain under U.S. copyright law. This design is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to The Walt Disney Company or any current rights holders. It is an original artistic interpretation using public domain materials.

Tags: 1928, 1930, anthropomorphic, black and white, cartoon
Oswald and Mickey - Musical Duo (Rival Romeos, 1928; Fiddlin' Around, 1930) Bag

Description: Oswald and Mickey, playing music together, as seen in the Rival Romeos and Fiddlin' Around shorts from 1928 and 1930. ⚠️ This artwork is based on the original version of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit appearing in the 1928 short Rival Romeos and the original version of Mickey Mouse appearing in the 1930 short Fiddlin' Around, which are now in the public domain under U.S. copyright law. This design is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to The Walt Disney Company or any current rights holders. It is an original artistic interpretation using public domain materials.

Tags: 1928, 1930, anthropomorphic, black and white, cartoon
Overworked Under Decomposed Retro Cartoon Skeleton Office Design Bag
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Description: 1930s rubber hose cartoon style meets corporate exhaustion. Featuring a tired skeleton businessman in a pinstripe suit, wearing a fedora with marigolds, carrying a coffee mug and files with a watch ticking away. Completed with the sarcastic quote "Overworked & Under-Decomposed", ideal for office workers, corporate survivors, and vintage animation fans.

Tags: 1930s rubber hose skeleton, calavera, coffee skeleton graphic, corporate survivor art, dark comedy work
Silence of the Lambs Buffalo Bill Hose Bag

Description: Silence of the Lambs Buffalo Bill Hose

Tags: 90s movie, buffalo bill, cult classic, horror, movie quote
Be Like Water Run Through The Hose Bag

Description: Be Like Water Run Through The Hose

Tags: hose, inspirational, like, motivational, quote
The Hodag Lumberjack Towns Biggest Grin Wisconsin Cryptid Saw Northwoods Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Bag
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Description: A horned, spiny, fang-grinning Hodag in laced work boots marches through the pines with a crosscut saw beneath bold lettering and a banner hailing "Lumberjack Town's Biggest Grin!" Rowdy, toothy and built for anyone who grew up on Northwoods tall tales. A fun pick for Wisconsin natives, cryptid fans, lumberjack spirits, or a Northwoods Halloween.

Tags: crosscut saw, cryptid humor, halloween cryptid, hodag, horned monster
Cthulhu The Sleeper Taps Tap Dancing Sailor Cthulhu Sunken City Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Lovecraft Bag

Description: A wide-eyed Cthulhu in a little sailor cap tap-dances across the domes of a sunken city, tentacles swaying as bubbles rise, beneath bold lettering and a ribbon declaring "Cthulhu: The Sleeper Taps!" Ancient, adorable and built for anyone who prefers their cosmic horror with a soft-shoe routine. A fun pick for Lovecraft fans, tap dancers, horror nerds, or anyone who suspects the Old Ones have rhythm.

Tags: cosmic horror, cthulhu, cute cthulhu, dance teacher gift, eldritch horror
Oswald et Mickey - Cuisiner en famille apporte le bonheur (All Wet, 1927 ; Steamboat Willie, 1928) Bag

Description: Oswald et Mickey, cuisinant ensemble en famille, comme vus dans les courts métrages «All Wet» et «Steamboat Willie» de 1927 et 1928. Disponible aussi en japonais, anglais et avant seule dans ma boutique. ⚠️ Cette œuvre s'inspire de la version originale d'Oswald le lapin chanceux, apparaissant dans le court métrage All Wet de 1927, et de la version originale de Mickey Mouse, apparaissant dans le court métrage Steamboat Willie de 1928, désormais dans le domaine public en vertu de la loi américaine sur le droit d'auteur. Ce dessin n'est ni affilié, ni approuvé, ni lié à The Walt Disney Company, ni à aucun autre détenteur de droits. Il s'agit d'une interprétation artistique originale utilisant des matériaux du domaine public.

Tags: 1927, 1928, all wet, animation rubber hose, cuisine
Gen X stay feral Bag
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Description: Gen X stay feral

Tags: 70s, 80s, 90s, funny slogan, gen x fafo generation

Gen X stay feral Bag

by Angelikagerber

$24

Oswald - With a Fresh View, Every Day Feels Bouncy and Bright (Oh Teacher, 1927) (Japanese version) Bag

Description: Oswald, biking, as seen in the Oh Teacher short from 1927. ⚠️ This artwork is based on the original version of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit appearing in the 1927 short Oh Teacher, which is now in the public domain under U.S. copyright law. This design is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to The Walt Disney Company or any current rights holders. It is an original artistic interpretation using public domain materials.

Tags: 1927, 1927 cartoon, bike, black and white, cartoon rabbit

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