Tree Talk Bags
Description: What if George Washington took the other path when he chopped down that Cherry Tree. Instead of saying "I Can Not Tell a Lie", Let's say that Little George Washington decides to Lie and he Lies Big. So much so that his ethics and principles have been corrupted for good. As his moral character becomes Bankrupt, his family shuns him and his parents boot him onto the streets. Washington finds an alternate way of life... The life of a pirate. He eventually becomes America's Founding Pirate Father and the country becomes a Super Power by plundering the resources of other nations around the world.
Description: Up in the canopy, chainsaw in hand, knowing every branch and root like an old friend. This is for the arborist who loves trees more than most people, and honestly that's the right call. A funny, nature-loving piece for arborists, tree climbers, and tree care professionals.
Arborist I Talk To Trees And They Listen Funny Tree Climber Bag
by el yunge
$19 $24
Description: This design features a grumpy bear in a beanie holding a coffee mug next to a tent, accompanied by the funny slogan Do Not Talk To Me Before Coffee And Coordinates. The illustration uses a vintage camping art style with a warm palette of forest green, brown, and cream. It is the perfect gift for coffee lovers, hikers, campers, and outdoor enthusiasts who need their caffeine before exploring. A great present for birthdays, Father's Day, or Mother's Day for anyone who loves the outdoors.
Do Not Talk To Me Before Coffee And Coordinates Grumpy Bear Camping Shirt Bag
by Dimaswdwn
$19 $24
