Try Not To Suck Bags
Description: The ultimate design for the blunt coach, dedicated gym-goer, or zero-excuses teammate who prefers tough love over a participation trophy. A hilarious, tongue-in-cheek statement piece perfect for pushing through brutal workouts, setting boundaries at the office, or handing out a friendly, unfiltered reminder to anyone who needs to step up their game!
don't try to explain yourself idiots. you are not the fuckface whisperer. Bag
by CosmicEquine Art
$24
Description: This design features a humorous daily To Do List for cat and coffee lovers. It expresses the everyday routine and sarcastic humor of individuals who appreciate their caffeine fix and tolerate daily life. The list reads: To Do List 1. Drink Coffee 2. Try Not To Kill Anyone 3. Repeat Steps 1 And 2. Perfect for feline owners, coffee drinkers, and those with a witty attitude.
don't try to explain yourself idiots. you are not the fuckface whisperer. Bag
by CosmicEquine Art
$24
Description: Human Design - "Try not to hate" — the closing line of INXS's Mediate from the Kick album. Bold purple script over a vibrant red and blue duotone music player aesthetic. A tribute to Michael Hutchence and one of the most iconic rapid-fire lyric sequences in music video history. For 80s rock fans and INXS devotees.
Description: Show off your competitive court skills and sporting humor with this clever athletic design. Illustrating a green and white paddle striking a yellow perforated ball with a dashed bounce trail, this retro sports graphic playfully reminds players to "Try Not To Overdink It". Perfect for pickleball players, tennis converts, sports coaches, and active retirees. A hilarious present for tournament weekends, country club matches, or casual park games.
Description: WOW! Ignite your inner drive and stay fearless with this powerful motivational quote design! Featuring bold dynamic typography, striking sunset gradient lettering, and energetic paint splatter accents, this artwork commands attention and spreads unstoppable positive vibes. Inspire yourself and everyone around you to conquer fear and chase your dreams when you wear this stunning graphic printed on your favorite t-shirt, hoodie, or sweater. Stand out, take action, and wear your unstoppable mindset with pride!
Description: Make a bold statement with this edgy and humorous design featuring a gas mask surrounded by swirling pink clouds and hearts, with the playful text 'Love is in the air, try not to breathe.' Perfect for those who enjoy a unique twist on love-themed designs, this artwork combines romance with a touch of dark humor. Ideal for Valentine's Day, anti-romance vibes, or simply showcasing your one-of-a-kind personality on t-shirts, hoodies, and stickers
Description: A retro varsity design inspired by the wild-haired physicist who rewrote space and time, featuring the words "Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value". Bold athletic lettering and a vintage scoreboard feel make it a sideline staple. Made for anyone inspired by legends who changed the game. A meaningful gift for birthdays, graduations or Father's Day.
Description: Try not to be jealous, we can't all be British captures the cheeky pride every true Brit feels about cuppas, queuing, and being effortlessly British. Perfect for tea lovers, proud Brits, and anyone who wants a funny gift to wind up their friends or family abroad who secretly wish they were British too.
