Adopt A Cat Baseball T-Shirts

Possum need home

Possum - Adopt a street cat

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Adopt A Cat Green design perfect for animal rescue supporters

Digital paper cut style art of an opossum in trash cans.

Made with Adopt Illustrator

adopt a cat is a funny retro illustration by me of a squirrel wearing glasses and looking vintage and says "adopt cat" . this one is a gift for people who love cats or own cats or think squirrels are cute and funny.

cat animal cartoon drawing

Adopt A Cat

Digitally drawn orange cat named Penny.

Digital paper cut style art of a raccoon in a trash can

Add some fun to your wardrobe with "Save a life Adopt a cat" items or give it as the perfect gift for cat lovers.

"Live Ugly Fake Your Death Eat Trash Get Hit By A Car": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With offensive humor and opossum quotes, this design humorously celebrates the unconventional lifestyle of opossums, offering a quirky and irreverent take on embracing life's challenges. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

At the center of this shirt, there's an awesome possum, the ultimate symbol of playful mischief, paws on the wheel of a sweet sportscar like it's born to be wild. The possum is wearing oversized sunglasses, giving off an air of undeniable coolness and nonchalance. Above and below this daring driver are the words: "Live Fast, Eat Trash, Fake Your Death." It's a motto that perfectly captures the possum's legendary lifestyle. "Live Fast" implies a life on the edge (or at least as edgy as a possum can get), while "Eat Trash" is a cheeky nod to the possum's notorious dumpster-diving habits. And of course, "Fake Your Death" hilariously references the possum's most famous trick - playing dead to avoid danger. The shirt is a riot of fun, a...

For people who live like how an opossum / possum does, "Fake you death, Eat Trash, Live Ugly" and many more. Adopt a Cat

For opossum lovers and with the belief of eating the rich

Live ugly fake your death eat trash get hit by a car is a funny quotes and saying t-shirt design about Opossum, it has been made for all opossum lovers. Grab yours now and have fun ! This is a good gift for your friends, family, mom, dad, brother, sister, husband or wife.

Adopt a pet, froma shelter or SPCA

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Feelings of Vengeance as an Opossum

I put the "fiction" in "pulp" with these feminist satirical classic pulp fiction parodies. Check out my other books/magazines, "Broodmare," "Catcallers in Space," "Dump Him Magazine," "Dying Alone," "Feminist Killjoy," "Horses!" "Misandry Tales," "Nasty Woman," Nazis Suck," "Online Dating Weekly," "Said No Woman Ever," "She Left Her Cat For This," "Sleep!" "Tales of the Patriarchy," "Crazy Cat Lady," and "The Feminist Agenda."

As with an opossum, anxiety is a part of you. Japanese text directly translates to "Anxiety is a part of me."

Live ugly fake your death eat trash get hit by a car is a funny quotes and saying t-shirt design about Opossum, it has been made for all opossum lovers. Grab yours now and have fun ! This is a good gift for your friends, family, mom, dad, brother, sister, husband or wife.

Live. Laugh. Lobotomy. For people who love opossums! Yeah, only for them

a possum who longs for the warmth of home

They came, they saw, they got squished.

Adopt don't shop

Experience Rascal Projection! Release your inner raccoon and feast on endless amounts of trash. Your human body is the only hurdle.

What is the worst that could happen.

Possum Meme Humor

The cute local street cat, possum in the style of floral aesthetic. Live ugly, fake your death, eat garbage

Fake it 'til you make it! Live like an Opossum!

It's Called Trash Can - Not Trash Cannot

With so many animals homeless, show your support for bringing home a cat or other animal from your local shelter. Wonderful for pet adoption events and fundraisers too.

There are so many sweet Cats waiting for a forever home.