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Chicken Egg Baseball T-Shirts

Tags: green-alien, chicken-egg, green-eggs, flying-saucer, spaceship


Years of the poultry industry pumping chickens full of hormones and chemicals created the sentient parkour-lovin' egg we've all come to know as Humpty Dumpty, but nothing could prepare us for the day they caused him to rise from his shattered state and eat all the king's horses and all the king's men thus beginning the zombie yolk apocalypse. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: dead, eggs, zombies, blue, nursery-rhyme

Ain't Over Easy Baseball T-Shirt

by ArtisticDyslexia
$26 $20

Are you a chicken farmer or suburban chicken farmer? Then this is the perfect shirt for when you are picking chicken eggs, and feeding your rooster.

Tags: chicken-coop, chicken-farm, animal, cats-and-chickens, chicken-run


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