Contaminated Baseball T-Shirts
Description: A warning sign with a black background and a yellow border. The top section features a red oval with white text reading 'DANGER'. Below this, a yellow rectangular section contains the text 'CONTAMINATED AREA' in black. Three red biohazard symbols are prominently displayed on the yellow background. A clawed hand is reaching down from the top, partially obscuring the red oval.
Description: A bold neon cat design featuring an orange tabby inside a sci-fi containment chamber, surrounded by radiation symbols, atoms, lightning bolts, and chaotic retro colors. Perfect for cat lovers, science humor fans, radioactive art fans, and anyone into weird futuristic animal graphics.
Description: American Food Safety Is a Myth: Cynical Chef Hot Take Satire (Dark Version) American food safety is a myth, according to one very unimpressed chef. Hat pulled low, eyes hidden, attitude fully loaded, this deadpan cook delivers the ultimate hot take in bold type and raw, gritty pen-and-ink. A satirical statement tee for line cooks, sous chefs, restaurant workers, label readers and anyone who has ever squinted at a fine print ingredient list and thought: sure. Equal parts dark humor and kitchen-floor wisdom, it is a sharp conversation starter at the grocery store, the shift meal, the farmers market or the bar after close. A great gift for culinary students, foodies and lovable cynics. Available on tees, hoodies, stickers and more.
Description: American Food Safety Is a Myth: Cynical Chef Hot Take Satire American food safety is a myth, according to one very unimpressed chef. Hat pulled low, eyes hidden, attitude fully loaded, this deadpan cook delivers the ultimate hot take in bold type and raw, gritty pen-and-ink. A satirical statement tee for line cooks, sous chefs, restaurant workers, label readers and anyone who has ever squinted at a fine print ingredient list and thought: sure. Equal parts dark humor and kitchen-floor wisdom, it is a sharp conversation starter at the grocery store, the shift meal, the farmers market or the bar after close. A great gift for culinary students, foodies and lovable cynics. Available on tees, hoodies, stickers and more.
