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Ruby only accessorizes with the feathers of free-range chickens.

Aria once got stuck under a pile of discount books for two weeks before the other book store employees noticed her disappearance.

Kim wears a new pair of shoes every day so her feet don't get too attached to anything.

Jayden only has one friend on Facebook: his beard.

RARE HIPSTER: Santiago -Son of Chef Boyardee -Studied under a master magician Specialty: Looking like a waiter

Stacy is secretly living in a Panera where she eats their Macaroni and plays scrabble online all day.

Elaine consults a magic eight ball before making every decision.

Kiesha has and etsy shop where she sells giant hand made earrings.

RARE HIPSTER: Clarice ~life goal: memorizing the choreography to every dance on Dancing With the Stars ~hides feelings under big hats

Ralph saves his beard hairs in a jar after every shave.

Goat's Milk was raised on all organic foods. If he even looks at a Cheeto, he breaks out in hives.

Gerard made an instagram account for his cat. He is fighting for the rights of animals... to wear hand knit sweaters.

Liza secretly wants to be a Disney princess -- but only one of the newer strong, independent Disney princesses.

RARE HIPSTER: Luna -fair trade coffee addict -gets mistaken for Harry Styles daily -no one has ever seen her eyes -Specialty: shavasana