For some reason there's a tradition that got started with my family where the kids get an orange puppy plushy as a baby. My brother got one. I got one. When we got one for my son, I drew this. Maybe his kiddo will get one too.
"Smelling each others' butts is just another example of chemical communication in the animal kingdom. It's like 'speaking with chemicals,' and that's how dogs ask about another dog's diet, gender, and emotional state." according to iflscience.com. "He's a fellar (didn't need to sniff his poop chute when I can see his nards), he ate Raisin Bran this morning >gags<, and he's irritated because I'm sniffin' his loaf pincher." Aren't you glad we don't do this?