If there are ever rumors of a zombie outbreak, I think the first thing to do is check to see what day it is. If it's Monday, take the rumors with a grain of salt. This was me today.
For Pug Lovers to, hopefully, enjoy! Have a pug and their delightfully derpy face with you wherever you go! Be the envy of your dog loving friends, then send them here, to me, and then they too can enjoy pugs on the go!