Existentialism Baseball T-Shirts

The Emptiness Inside Is Mine & Mine Alone

Do Not Resuscitate / Retro Typography Style Design

Søren Aabye Kierkegaard was a Danish theologian, philosopher, poet, social critic, and religious author who is widely considered to be the first existentialist philosopher. "May new sufferings torment your soul."

Skate Or Die

Just something a Debbie Downer would say.

It's more than a mood, isn't it? When you want people to know you are tired of questioning not only you existence, but the universe in its entirety, then this design is for you! Also for Coffee Lovers of any kind. :)

"Above all don't lie to yourself. The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to a point that he cannot distinguish the truth within him, or around him, and so loses all respect for himself and for others. And having no respect he ceases to love." - Fyodor Dostoevsky Quote from the Brothers Karamazov, Sans Seraph version

"You will burn and you will burn out; you will be healed and come back again." — Fyodor Dostoevsky (The Brothers Karamazov)

"They were like two enemies in love with one another." - Fyodor Dostoevsky Quote from the Brothers Karamazov

Sartre was one of the key figures in the philosophy of Existentialism. "When the rich wage war it's the poor who die."

- Death Is Certain -

Ringworm Is My Spirit Animal

I Hate Myself But In A Fun Way

Just something a Debbie Downer would say.

- Death Is Certain -

Spoiler Alert - Life is meaningless and everyone dies

Face the Absurd in this reality. Sisyphus is condemned rolling a boulder up a hill only to see it, time and time again, rolling downwards.... A psychedelic representation with a trace of horror vacui. On the left lower side the sky is filled with a sun, on the left upper side with a ringed planet, a blue-yellow moon, and stars.

Nihilist Philosopher gift idea.

"To adopt the same opinion of the pubic is a deceptive consolation because the public is only there abstracto" Soren Kierkegaard

Trapped In My Flesh Prison

_"One must imagine Sisyphus happy."_ Face the Absurd in this reality. Sisyphus is condemned rolling a boulder up a hill only to see it, time and time again, rolling downwards.... A psychedelic representation with a trace of horror vacui. On the left lower side the sky is filled with a bright red sun, on the left upper side with a purple-orange colored ringed planet, a blue-yellow moon, and stars of various colors. The plants on the hill are brightly colored.

I'm Gonna Die Lonely

"Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?" Albert Camus was a French novelist, essayist, and playwright. He was a contemporary of Sartre and wrote on existentialism. He was known for his work in leftist causes.

Jean-Paul Charles Aymard Sartre (1905-80) was a French philosopher, novelist, and political activist. He was one of the key figures in the philosophy of existentialism which he introduced in his work Existentialism Is a Humanism. One of Satre's most well known philosophical novels is Nausea, which was published in 1938 and deemed by Sartre himself to be one of his best works.

Life Is Meaningless existentialist bird design, perfect for yourself or for your sarcastic sad friends.

Even in the darkest hours, you can still smell the flowers. Never stop living until you're dead.

Cloud Atlas, published in 2004, is the third novel by British author David Mitchell. It won the British Book Awards Literary Fiction award, and the Richard & Judy Book of the Year award, and was short-listed for the Booker Prize, Nebula Award for Best Novel, and Arthur C. Clarke Award.

"Oh, priceless scholarship, what would we do without you? Soren Kierkegaard

"There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true.” Soren Kierkegaard

Requires Constant Supervision

Roadkill Is My Spirit Animal

Susan Sontag was a writer, philosopher, and political activist. "Love words, agonize over sentences. And pay attention to the world."

The More You Know...Embrace The Existential Dread

Honey I Shrunk The Kids.....

Madness and Civilization: A History of Insanity in the Age of Reason (Folie et Déraison: Histoire de la folie à l'âge classique), is an examination by Michel Foucault of the evolution of the meaning of madness in the cultures and laws, politics, philosophy, and medicine of Europe—from the Middle Ages until the end of the 18th century—and a critique of the idea of history and of the historical method.

Discipline and Punish: The Birth of the Prison (Surveiller et punir : Naissance de la prison) is a 1975 book by French philosopher Michel Foucault. It is an analysis of the social and theoretical mechanisms behind the changes that occurred in Western penal systems during the modern age based on historical documents from France. Foucault argues that prison did not become the principal form of punishment just because of the humanitarian concerns of reformists.