Hot Flash Baseball T-Shirts
Description: Perimenopause and menopause are no fun, but this cute Hot & Flashy design is a funny way to celebrate the change a woman goes through later in life. Great for women in their 40s and 50s who like to laugh and celebrate each of life's eras, this 'Hot and Flashy' brings some humor to hot flashes and all the symptoms that come along with menopause. Grab this for mom, grandma, and women who are overheating.
Description: Is "Yes I'm Hot 24/7" your motto? Then this flaming hot design of orange, red and yellow is tailored for you since you always feel the heat even in the cold weather. Flash your self confidence in your hot looks and warm personality. Also makes a great gift for post menopausal women feeling hot flashes as well as leo fire signs. Instagram@ Artbydebcamp Facebook@ Art by Deborah Camp
Description: I'm still HOT it just comes in flashes now - with flaming graphics representing the hot flashes that women get during menopause. Really funny joke present or gag gift for any mom, grandmother, mother, sister, daughter turning 40 or 50. Middle age women birthday, christmas, mother's day gift idea.
I'm still HOT, it just comes in flashes now menopause TEE Baseball T-Shirt
by Coastal Cottage Art
$26
Description: A fully objective observation, presented without malice, illustrated by a blank-faced hot dog in a bun. The metaphor is perfect and requires no further explanation. For tattooed people who have looked at an unmarked arm and thought exactly this, and for everyone else who just appreciates the devastating accuracy of the comparison.
Description: Every square marked, and nobody even signed up to play. This retro 1970s game card lists sixteen real perimenopause symptoms, from hot flash, night sweats and brain fog to dishwasher rage, creaky knees and hair in the drain, with every single square covered by a pink marker dot and a sunny FULL CARD ribbon underneath. Groovy bubble lettering spells out PERIMENOPAUSE across the top in tangerine and gold, framed by a scalloped orange and pink border. It's funny because it's true, and anyone in the thick of it will recognize most of these before breakfast.
Description: Read the label carefully, because nobody else will. This vintage pharmacy label design lists what really comes with midlife in a calm, classic serif: hot flashes in cold rooms, wide awake at 3am, forgetting why you walked in, crying at commercials, rage, mostly at the dishwasher, and sweating through the sheets. Tall condensed capitals across the top read SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE, and the fine print at the bottom settles it: NO REFILLS. NO RETURNS. Two-color printing in deep teal and brick red on a soft celadon label keeps it clean, understated and genuinely good looking. Perfect for women in perimenopause who like their humor dry and their design grown-up.
Side Effects May Include Midlife Label Baseball T-Shirt
by magicmess
$19 $26
Description: The update installed itself overnight and nobody asked for it. This retro dot-matrix printout design reads like the patch notes for a midlife body: BODY UPDATE INSTALLED, VERSION: 40-SOMETHING, then a list of known issues. Removed: sleep. Added: random sweating. Moved: your keys. Fixed: nothing. Chunky printer type, sprocket-hole edges, a curling paper tail and stripes of pale mint and butter yellow make it look like it rolled straight off an office printer in 1989. Perfect for women in perimenopause who work in tech, love a good error log or just want to know who approved this release. A funny gift for a friend, sister or coworker whose body keeps rolling out changes without warning.
Body Update Installed Known Issues Midlife Baseball T-Shirt
by magicmess
$19 $26
Description: The house is a democracy. The thermostat is not. This minimal mid-century line art design shows a round vintage dial thermostat turned all the way down to cold, with a brass padlock hooked on the side so nobody touches it again. Clean, wide-spaced lettering above and below says it simply: THE THERMOSTAT IS MINE NOW. A calm palette of pale sky blue, coral and brass with lots of open space keeps it looking like a gallery print, not a gag. Perfect for women in perimenopause whose hot flashes have quietly taken over every temperature decision in the house. A funny gift for a wife, sister, mom or friend who sleeps with a fan on in January and isn't sorry about it.
The Thermostat Is Mine Now Minimal Line Art Baseball T-Shirt
by magicmess
$19 $26
Description: This is the whole night, every night. A risograph-style print shows the same bed from above three times: blanket kicked off, blanket pulled up to the chin, blanket kicked off again, with a woman in striped pajamas who clearly hasn't slept. Big bold condensed letters underneath spell out the routine: COVERS OFF. COVERS ON. COVERS OFF. Grainy halftone texture, slightly offset ink and a fluorescent coral and teal palette give it the feel of an indie print shop poster. Perfect for women in perimenopause who spend their nights swinging between hot flashes and chills while everyone else sleeps through it. A funny gift for a friend, sister or partner who knows this blanket dance by heart.
just one hot flash away from telling everyone exactly what i think Baseball T-Shirt
by personagensart
$26
