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I hate painting with a broad brush, but I think the birther thing, at its root, is racist. The guy was born in Hawaii. A black guy is president. It's cool. Get over it. Just deal with it. There's nothing you could show these birther people that would shut them up. ~Henry Rollins

Rock and roll music, if you like it, if you feel it, you can't help but move to it. That's what happens to me. I can't help it. ~Elvis Presley

Arise! Arouse! A Rose! ~ Lieutenant Blue Meanie, Yellow Submarine

After all, I don't see why I am always asking for private, individual, selfish miracles when every year there are miracles like white dogwood. ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I just think we’re living in a time of massive, amazing change, like the Industrial Revolution on acid. ~ Kelly Lynch 

And to me ev'ryday is Halloween, I've given up hiding and started to fight! ~Everyday Is Halloween/Ministry

An unlocked door means that, occasionally, you might get a devil come in, but a locked door means you have thousands of angels just walk by. ~Ian MacKaye *born in the year of the Tiger

Why don't they knead two virtuous souls for life / Into that moral centaur, man and wife? ~ Lord Byron

Wherever the ram goes the sheep will follow. ~ German Proverb

Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his necks out. ~James Bryant Conant

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up. ~Mitch Hedburg

Want to see my garden?

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it. ~George Bernard Shaw

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. ~ Buddha

People forget the punk thing was really good for women. It motivated them to pick up a guitar rather than be a chanteuse. It allowed us to be aggressive. ~Siouxie Sioux

Every week, it's another city for me. I get asked the same questions every week by people. 'Are people the same everywhere?' No. Some places suck and they have shittier people. I just gave you a sociology degree. ~Tom Segura, who was born under the sign of Aries

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. ~ Martin Luther

What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that. ~Billy Crystal, who was born under the sign of Pisces

Straight from the Marsupial Kitchen!

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk walk out of the room. ~Don Rickles, who was born under the sign of Taurus

On desperate seas long wont to roam, Thy hyacinth hair, thy classic face, Thy Naiad airs have brought me home To the glory that was Greece, And the grandeur that was Rome. ~ Edgar Allan Poe 'To Helen'

Music can connect people on an intimate level. What Josh and I are trying to do is represent anyone who has some of the questions that we have. ~Tyler Joseph *born in the year of the Dragon

Passant Contourne' is a Heraldic term. Passant is standing w/ one of the fore feet raised, as if walking. It is traditionally the Right fore foot. Contourne' or sinister means facing the left. This would be the shield bearer's left, not the left of the person viewing the shield.

I like someone who is a little crazy but coming from a good place. I think scars are sexy because it means you made a mistake that led to a mess. ~Angelina Jolie *born in the year of the Rabbit

The garden of love is green without limit and yields many fruits other than sorrow or joy. Love is beyond either condition: without spring, without autumn, it is always fresh. ~Rumi

The most virtuous are those who content themselves with being virtuous without seeking to appear so. ~ Plato

I really wish there had been a was to phrase this as 'A thunder of worms.' Because I like that phrase. That's a phrase with soul. Worm thunder on the horizon, all is right with the cosmos . . . ~ Ursula Vernon *born in the year of the Snake

Oh the shark has pretty teeth, dear, / And he shows them pearly white. / Just a jack-knife has Macheath / And he keeps it out of sight. ~Bertolt Brecht

Inside my empty bottle I was constructing a lighthouse while all the others were making ships. ~ Charles Simic

Celtic Ghost, pronounced "banshee"

The game is afoot. ~Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes

What would a racist call werewolves? Wargs? She kind of liked that one, but suspected that racist bastards didn't read Tolkien. ~ Patricia Briggs, Fair Gam

I just think we’re living in a time of massive, amazing change, like the Industrial Revolution on acid. ~ Kelly Lynch

Irish tradition says that if a ladybug lands on a girl's finger she is to lift up her finger until the insect flies away. The direction the ladybug chooses indicates where her husband will come from.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. ~W.C. Fields

Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too. ~ Will Smith