Lister Baseball T-Shirts

The Duke of Dork.

WHATS UP DUDES

Have you had all your cool sucked out of you and become a dork?

Smeg! Red Dwarf Starbug!

Red Dwarf Pocket Position

Japanese logo for 'Spaceship Red Dwarf'

Deebo from Friday

Better Dead Than Smeg Pocket Position

... that's a poor IQ for a glass of water!!

Red Dwarf XII Kryten Faces Tribute

Starbug Christmas

..Plato invented the plate .. and now I, Holly, have invented the Holly Hop Drive.

Great for relieving tension.

So you're a waffle man?

Red Dwarf Kryten Smeg Off Funny

Stop saying 4691 Irradiated Haggis.

Smeg is a vulgarism or expletive used throughout the series of Red Dwarf. Here we have the popular phrase 'Smeg Head' styled to look like the Red Dwarf logo, and ready to be worn proudly across your chest on a T-shirt, or your preferred choice of accessories. Lovely.

Don’t Panic. That’s Don’t Panic Mr Lister Sir!

This is a rock band take on the characters from Red Dwarf. The layout was heavily inspired by the cover art of a KISS album

London Jets zero gravity football team

Although smarter than ships computer Holly, Talkie Toaster was an annoying, monomaniacal, artificially-intelligent electric bread toaster obessessed with giving out toasted products. Purchased by Red Dwarf's Dave Lister whilst on planet-leave, we have Talkie Toasters immortal phrase 'Would You Like Some Toast' mocked up as if it were the Red Dwarf logo

Hope you like it.

Everyones favourite smeg heads

The recognisable rubber head of Kryten from Red Dwarf

Zero G Football League Logo (fan art) Zero G (0-G) or Zero Gravity Football is a space sport referenced by Dave Lister multiple times in Red Dwarf. Dave supports The London Jets and his favourite player is Jim Bexley Speed whom he names his two children after, Jim and Bexley.

Red Dwarf Merch

Celebrate the cult classic Grant Naylor Sci Fi comedy with this character list Red Dwarf design featuring Arnold Rimmer, Dave Lister, Kryten and The Cat from the Jupiter Mining Corporation's Red Dwarf.

Zero G Football League Logo (fan art) Zero G (0-G) or Zero Gravity Football is a space sport referenced by Dave Lister multiple times in Red Dwarf. Dave supports The London Jets and his favourite player is Jim Bexley Speed whom he names his two children after, Jim and Bexley.

David Lister - SMEG in the style of the famous Obama HOPE poster

"Mr Flibble is very cross..."

JMC Jupiter Mining Corporation transport vehicle.

The Red Dwarf Posse!

Red Dwarf: Season 5, episode 1, Holoship. “Niet Problemski” - Arnold J Rimmer

Get this Red Dwarf Team Smeg Shirt design for any special occasion like Christmas, Mothers Fathers Day or a birthday It has all sizes for you to choose from. This shirt will be the perfect gift for someone special, family or an excellent shirt for you to have yourself. Don't hesitate to get it!

Rimmer’s a smeg head

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