Nerf Herder Baseball T-Shirts

Star Wars, empire strikes back, Han Solo, Chewbacca, funny, nerf, herder, scruffy, quote, princess Leah, Leah, best selling,

Ponda Baba loves hanging out in the Mos Eisley cantina and picking fights with scrawny, lil' moisture farmers. Bullseye this off your womprat!

Let everyone know you're a Nerf Herder

Carbonite Chat Logo with the famous Nerf Herder himself

Han Loves Leia! from RotJ

I may be Half-Witted and Stuck Up, but wait, what was the third thing you said?

Well, as long as he isn't scruffy looking ey?

Come to the dark side, we have cookies...

An anti trump cartoon for girther movement believers. The orange side of the POTUS 45 is super girthy with fast food, no exercise, and lots of orange rhetoric. Your bathroom scales, you will not need them. A funny design for political nerds who love classic scifi, funny political gifts, Star Wars parody, and demand girth certificates.

We are always so obsessed with remembering that Han shot first, but we all forget that Indiana Jones did the same thing to that evil swordsman. Make sure you get the message out there that our favorite adventuring archaeologist isn't that much different from our favorite scruffy-looking nerf herder.

For when you're having a scruffy day!

He's friends with a man who's wanted on 12 systems. You better be careful, or you'll be dead!!!

Stuck-Up, Half-Witted, Scruffy-Looking Nerf Herder!

Scoundrel? I'm nice men.

Fuzzy creature, mochi-style, from a galaxy far far away.

You want to be a walking billboard for my podcast? Sweet!

Let everyone know you're scruffy looking