Oompa Loompas: Oompa Loompa doompadee doo I've got another puzzle for you Oompa Loompa doompadah dee If you are wise you'll listen to me What do you get from a glut of TV? A pain in the neck and an IQ of three Why don't you try simply reading a book? Or could you just not bear to look? You'll get no You'll get no You'll get no You'll get no You'll get no commercials Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah If you're like reading you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Oompa Loompa doompadee do
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Trumpa Dumpa dumpity doo I've got another puzzle for you Trumpa Dumpa dumpity dee If you are wise you will listen to me Who do you blame when your candidate is a brat Pampered and spoiled like a feral cat? Blaming the (Mexicans/Muslims/Gays/Women) is a lie and a shame You know exactly who's to blame: The mother and the father!
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