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You are cordially invited to: the conservative party. Theme: do as we say, not as we do. Bring Your Own Ethics.

Rishi Sunak, Liz Truss, Tom Tugenhadt, Penny Mordaunt, Jeremy Hunt, Sajid Javid, Suella Braverman, Nadhim Zahawi, Kemi Badenoch, Rehman Chishti, Grant Shapps. What a sorry bunch of Tory leadership contenders, all vying to be the next British Prime Minister so they can mess up the UK even more. But the writing is on the wall for the Tories, whoever wins the leadership race…

Can the other Tory leadership candidates combat new kid on the block Tom Tugendhat? Have you ever even heard of him before now? Thought so.

Can you really trust a minister who brokered a deal with Australia that threatens to run UK farmers and other food producers out of business?

Says it all really. Although she loves to appear superior to everyone else, Priti Patel demonstrates very little intelligence when making decisions that affect the nation.

Someone needs to lay a trap for this Tory leadership contender before he gets a chance to screw up the whole of the UK, in addition to the nation's public transport system.

There are plenty of people who say, "Never Trust a Tory." I wouldn't trust this gaffe-prone Tory to organise my stationery cupboard, let alone run the country!

Will the other Tory leadership candidates confront Jeremy Hunt about his horrendous handling of the NHS when he was Minister for Health & Social Care? Almost certainly. The knives are out already!

Dishy? No, fishy! We all know there have been plenty of fishy goings-on around Rishi and his wife. No doubt there will be more to come.

Nuff said. Perhaps she could be expelled to Rwanda?

Will Sunak remain in the lead in the Tory Leadership race, or will another national disgrace hijack his chances?

"Never Rishi!" So goes the rallying cry on Twitter. Wonder why it's trending? Hmm...