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Captain Spaulding

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Dive into the dark and twisted world of horror with our Captain Spaulding design featuring the iconic quote 'Lord knows I can't change.' This chilling homage to Rob Zombie's cult classics, 'House of 1000 Corpses' and 'The Devil's Rejects,' captures the essence of a beloved yet sinister character. Perfect for horror movie enthusiasts, this design blends the macabre with a touch of dark humor. Embrace the terror and add a dose of spine-tingling style to your collection with this eerie masterpiece.

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What's the matter don't you like clowns? Get your retro pop art version of Captain Spaulding before it is too late. Goes well with a Murder Ride or Fried Chicken and Gasoline.

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Sid Haig's portrayal of Captain Spaulding re-launched the amazingly screen worthy actor with Rob Zombie's 2003 horror classic "House of 1000 Corpses". There is no character in any horror film who is like this clown. Captain Spaulding is an absolute horror icon. “Fuck yo mamma! Fuck yo sister! Fuck yo grandma! But most of all… FUCK YOU!”

This high-quality and consistent design will instantly make you feel a positive emotional connection to the iconic character. Perfect for adding a touch of horror-inspired style to your wardrobe or home decor. Get your hands on the Captain Spaulding design today and show off your love for all things spooky!

This high-quality and consistent design will instantly make you feel a positive emotional connection to the iconic character. Perfect for adding a touch of horror-inspired style to your wardrobe or home decor. Get your hands on the Captain Spaulding design today and show off your love for all things spooky!

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Venus Flytrap in authentic black and white, reproduced in all it's ghastly, glory for all the monster kids who remember these graphics, or mutant kids that dig cool graphics. *(Items are not actually $1)

Venus Flytrap in authentic black and white, reproduced in all it's ghastly, glory for all the monster kids who remember these graphics, or mutant kids that dig cool graphics. *(Items are not actually $1)

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Step right up and experience the chaos with our Captain Spaulding's Carnival of Mayhem t-shirt design. Embrace the dark and twisted world of this iconic horror character as he welcomes you to a carnival like no other. This design captures the essence of the demented showman with vivid colors, eerie imagery, and a touch of humor. Perfect for fans of the macabre, this t-shirt is your ticket to Spaulding's unforgettable carnival of mayhem. Join the madness and wear your love for this horror icon proudly

Mail-Order Skeleton in authentic black and white, reproduced in all it's ghastly, gritty glory for all the monster kids who remember these graphics from the comics or for the mutant kids that dig halftones and human skeletons. * (Items are not actually $2)

Don't Ya Like Clowns? Captain Spaulding hand drawn illustration by frajtgorski Hey all! Devil's Rejects do you want some ice cream? How about some Tooty F’ing Frutti?! See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken!

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Don't Ya Like Clowns? Captain Spaulding hand drawn illustration by frajtgorski Hey all! Devil's Rejects do you want some ice cream? How about some Tooty F’ing Frutti?! See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken!

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Monster Size Monsters in authentic colors, reproduced in all it's ghastly, gritty glory for all the monster kids who remember these graphics from the comics. * (Artwork does not glow in the dark)

Giant Life-Size Moon Monster in authentic colors, fully recreated and reproduced in all it's ghastly, glory for all the monster kids who remember these graphics from the comics. *(Items are not actually free)

Giant Life-Size Moon Monster in authentic black and white, fully recreated and reproduced in all it's ghastly, glory for all the monster kids who remember these graphics from the comics, or mutant kids that dig halftones and aliens from the moon. *(Items are not actually free)

Terrors Of The Evil Eye Exposed in authentic black and white, reproduced in all it's ghastly, glory for all the monster kids who remember these graphics, or mutant kids that dig cool graphics. *(Items are not actually 99c)

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