Aren't hole foods the best? Donuts, bagels, pizza... wait, that last one doesn't have a hole. Sick of your extreme diet? Enjoy the donuts instead! Hole foods are the tastiest foods, especially when the hole is around a donut!
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Send the British when you're about to run a marathon. Running is the reason why we are bipedal. Our ancestors learned to walk on two feet as we roamed the world in search of food as hunter gathers and scavengers.
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