Smart Ass Baseball T-Shirts
If you are a smart cookie or just a smart aleck you will be a real genius just by wearing your smartypants. Quickly become the teachers pet in any classroom when you go back to school. Perfect for kids to wear for a spelling bee or science fair. Great gift for college or university students for final exams or test taking mojo.
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S-Mart is the department store that Ashley J. "Ash" Williams works at in the Evil Dead film, Army of Darkness. This vintage style t-shirt includes a slightly faded and distressed screen print-style imprint with authentic halftones and imperfections making it look like it's straight outta 1992. "The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department."
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May 29, 1995 HUNTSVILLE, AL - Starting from the torch monument in Downtown Huntsville, runners strutted south along Highway 431 with the goal of reaching Guntersville without ever needing to walk. Unfortunately, many did not succeed. "It really didn't seem that far," said one participant who fell short of her goal by 8 miles. "I was able to strut at a good pace for the first 15 or 20 miles but by the time I reached New Hope it was a different story. I was half dead! I couldn't run anymore. I experienced a shortness of breath and my movements were reduced to a sulking stagger." Channel 19 News field reporter Jamey Tucker caught up with another participant as he was leaving in his Mercedes-Benz. "I had just gotten off work on Redstone Arsenal and I wanted to run...I wanted to run! It was supposed to be good but the guy that was walking right behind us to see how far we could run had the last laugh. We were so goddamned f***ing tired we could hard hold ass up."
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