Snarky Baseball T-Shirts

Classic portrait of a woman, Isabella Wolff, by Sir Thomas Lawrence, from the early 1800s. Vintage artwork modernized by the addition of a deadpan caption in bright white: "I simply cannot even". Find more updated art in this store: Planet Snark.

Caroon image of a shark, pieces of America in his mouth and scattered outside of it centered in the wording DEMOCRATS ARE LIKE SHARKS DUMB BUT DANGEROUS

Sometimes, it just takes a hint...

you dont have to be crazy to work here

to establish an alibi

I do the Things with the Stuff Funny

Obviously not in Charge

Art by Tehkjira

Simple white letters on black background: "I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter." So many people who just want to make up their own facts; it's ridiculous and aggravating. It's like people CHOOSE to be stupid. Gah.

Snarky Sharky Metal Shark. Funny shark design with gothic letters for the sarcastic or snarky metal head or shark lover.

It's sad but true.

Tell the world how you really feel. . . ☠️

Avoid awkward pointless conversations with this stylish design!

Run on Coffee and bad thoughts? Constantly thinking inappropriate things about people? This is the design you need.

Insert Snarky Comment

Show off your cattitude with this fun design!

Illustration of a cat lady who just doesn’t want to hear any more problems. Take a number.

What did you DO?

Pink, red, coral and peach flowers with lettering that reads thank you for leaving me alone.

Are you snarky to your very core? Celebrate it!

I’m it

We've all had moments when we realize this. We've also all had the moments when we wish the person we're speaking to would realize this. This design is for all those moments! Perfect for Zoom meetings with people you wish would shut up, holiday gatherings, or every day (if you put your foot in your moth as often as I do). Quote from Xander Harris of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

You know who you are

There's always someone who's not quite sure what's going on and needs to be caught up. This is their design. Perfect for the clueless among us.

"I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." Charles Darwin wrote it in 1861 but it's just as true today. Eugh, it's too peoplely out there and everything sucks. Variants in color and typeface available.

"I see what you're trying to do, and you should stop before you hurt yourself."

In my own fight with mental illness, I've found a lot of symbolism in the Alice in Wonderland story that I relate to so I've incorporated the iconic "Drink Me" bottle with modern medication bottles in this Mental Health Awareness collection called "Medicated for Your Benefit" from Wanderer.

Step into the realm of witty fashion with our "Are You A Magazine? Because You Have A Lot Of Issues" Sarcastic Shirt. Crafted with premium quality materials, this shirt is not just a garment but a statement piece that exudes humor and personality. Embrace the sarcastic charm and let your outfit do the talking for you. Whether you're a master of sarcasm or simply appreciate a good pun, this shirt is designed to spark conversations and spread some good vibes.

Sorry I’m Late. I’ll make up for it by leaving early. Snarky tee designed for those of us who would rather not be at a particular place or event. Tell them where they can stick it, but in a polite way.

Step into the realm of witty fashion with our "Are You A Magazine? Because You Have A Lot Of Issues" Sarcastic Shirt. Crafted with premium quality materials, this shirt is not just a garment but a statement piece that exudes humor and personality. Embrace the sarcastic charm and let your outfit do the talking for you. Whether you're a master of sarcasm or simply appreciate a good pun, this shirt is designed to spark conversations and spread some good vibes.

🌟 Discover Your New Favorite Tee – The "People... Not A Big Fan" Sarcastic Shirt! 🌟 Are you a master of wit who loves to wear your heart on your sleeve—quite literally? Our "People... Not A Big Fan" shirt is the perfect addition to your wardrobe, allowing you to express your humorous side with a touch of sarcasm.

🌟 Discover Your New Favorite Tee – The "People... Not A Big Fan" Sarcastic Shirt! 🌟 Are you a master of wit who loves to wear your heart on your sleeve—quite literally? Our "People... Not A Big Fan" shirt is the perfect addition to your wardrobe, allowing you to express your humorous side with a touch of sarcasm.

My Adderall isn't Adderalling Yet

It doesn matter if youre celebrating lunar new year, chinese new year 2020 or a simple party to finally get rid of that totally annoying 2020. It works best with this funny, sarcastic, sarcasm driven and hilarious New Year's Eve gift idea. I NEED TO GET BACKK IN SHAPE BUT IM KINDA WAITING TO SEE IF THE WORLD IS GOING TO END BEFORE I PUT ANY REAL EFFORT IN

Simple white letters on black background: "Yeah, nah." Put on your best Aussie accent and make it clear - yeah, nah.