Subject Baseball T-Shirts
Description: Denis Diderot: What is this world? A complex whole, subject to endless revolutions. All these revolutions show a continual tendency to destruction; a swift succession of beings who follow one another, press forward, and vanish; a fleeting symmetry; the order of a moment. I reproached you just now with estimating the perfection of things by your own capacity; and I might accuse you here of measuring its duration by the length of your own days. You judge of the continuous existence of the world, as an ephemeral insect might judge of yours. The world is eternal for you, as you are eternal to the being that lives but for one instant. Yet the insect is the more reasonable of the two...
Description: Dinner becomes a laboratory where the person wears a lab coat and a bib at the same time, looking serious and hungry simultaneously for the camera. You measure something, eyeball something else, forget what you added, add more salt just in case, and then bravely taste the result knowing you might be the first and last volunteer for this experiment. The humor is in the double role, being both the confident inventor and the nervous guinea pig waiting to see if the invention bubbles over or sets off the smoke alarm and evacuates the house. It describes every kitchen moment where the recipe says a pinch and you add a confident handful just to see what chaos you can unleash before ordering pizza with extra cheese and pretending it was planned.
Description: Make lunchtime the best part of the school day with this adorable “My Favorite Subject Is Lunch” design. Featuring cute smiling school lunch characters—including a sandwich, pea pod, ice cream cone, and milk carton—this playful design is perfect for teachers, students, cafeteria fans, and anyone who thinks lunch deserves an A+. A fun choice for teachers, educators, school staff, students, lunch lovers, foodies, and back-to-school fans. Great for classroom wear, teacher gifts, school events, lunchroom humor, and anyone with a playful sense of humor about the school day.
WARNING: SUBJECT TO SPONTANEOUS OUTBURSTS OF MORRIS DANCING Baseball T-Shirt
by Rob Price Design
$26
