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I've never been to Mars.

Kindergarten teacher/cop John Kimble (Arnold Schwarzenegger) has been spending too much time on Mars and has grown his own Kuato, but don't worry it's not a Tumor.

In 2084, Mars is a colonized world under the tyrannical regime of Vilos Cohaagen, who controls the mining of valuable turbinium ore. On Earth, construction worker Douglas Quaid experiences recurring dreams about Mars and a mysterious woman. Intrigued, he visits Rekall, a company that implants realistic false memories, and chooses one set on Mars (with a blue sky) where he is a Martian secret agent. However, before the implant is completed Quaid lashes out, already thinking he is a secret agent. Believing Cohaagen's "Agency" has suppressed Quaid's memories, the Rekall employees erase evidence of Quaid's visit and send him home.

I'll Be home intime for Cornflakes

“Get your ass to Mars.”