Wheatley Baseball T-Shirts

Wheatley from Portal 2

Wheatley is now in charge

The Intelligence Dampening Sphere

Aperture now brings you the latest Wheatley model for you to have as your personal companion!

Everyone's favorite robot

Wheatley Laboratories

He's right you know

" Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now, you've been under for quite a lot longer, and it's *not* out of the question that you might have a *very* minor case of serious brain damage!"

Aperture now brings you the latest Wheatley model for you to have as your personal companion!

You might have a very minor case of serious brain damage.

A small baby boy robot ball whom we love.

The Cake Is A Lie Retro Japanese Portal

Original acrylic painting created in Iron Artist event at Liberty Con 2016

Black Mesa

Wheatley is now in charge

One-One from Infinity Train is just Wheatley from Portal and you can't change my mind. They would get along so well.

Aperture now brings you the latest Wheatley model for you to have as your personal companion!

Black Mesa

Phillis Wheatley was an African American poet who was born in West Africa in 1753. She was kidnapped and brought to Boston, Massachusetts, at the age of 7. She was enslaved by the Wheatley family, who taught her to read and write. Wheatley began writing poetry at a young age, and her first poem was published in 1767. In 1773, she published her first book of poems, Poems on Various Subjects, Religious and Moral. This made her the first African American and the second woman in the United States to publish a book of poemsShuttle Endeavour in 1992, becoming the first African American woman in space.

Phillis Wheatley

It's a lie.

How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO

Lambda Symbol

Digital painting of wheatley from the portal series

Idiot Sphere

inspired by the film Sightseers

Portal

A fun design with galaxy print of Wheatley and his quote "I'm in space!" from the video game Portal 2.

Created by Aperture Laboratories, this super sugary cereal will certainly take your taste buds into outer SPAAAAAACE!

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Issued by Aperture Laboratories Athletic Dept. Please return upon death.

Step through the portal in this design for valve's Portal video game series. For science. You monster.

Portal Gun from the famous pc videogame, Portal.