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A funny beer quote for the beer drinker.

Whether you’re into Ales or Lagers, crave a Pilsner, Wheat, Brown Ale, IPA, Bock, Porter or Stout, imported, domestic or a craft beer masterpiece, you have a special relationship with this blissful brew. Barley and hops are your lovers. You speak to your brew and it speaks through you. You, my friend, are The Beer Whisperer.

You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. Open a can of beer or receive some unexpected attention from your furry feline friend, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to cats or beer.

You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. Open a can of beer or receive some unexpected attention from your furry canine friend, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to dogs or beer.

Established in 2013 our Farm Brewery is located in the heart of Goochland.

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Billy Beer was a beer first made in the United States in July 1977, by the Falls City Brewing Company.[1] It was promoted by Billy Carter, whose older brother Jimmy was the President of the United States.[2] In October 1978, Falls City announced that it was closing after less than a year of Carter's promotion. The beer was produced by Cold Spring Brewing, West End Brewing, and Pearl Brewing Company.

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Whether you’re into Ales or Lagers, crave a Pilsner, Wheat, Brown Ale, IPA, Bock, Porter or Stout, imported, domestic or a craft beer masterpiece, you have a special relationship with this blissful brew. Barley and hops are your lovers. You speak to your brew and it speaks through you. You, my friend, are The Beer Whisperer.

Body by Beer - funny drinking lover gift idea.

Show your love of craft beer and home brewing with this funny quote about beer which is the perfect gift for beer lovers, beer snobs, self-proclaimed Zymurgist and craft beer enthusiasts who have a good taste in hobbies!

Local craft beer is the best drink on a hot summer day. Your tastebuds will thank you.

It's OK to be a CRAFT BEER SNOB!Let them know THEIR BEER SUCKS!!

Ah, those Irish. They have the best drinking songs and toasts in the world. What would we do without ‘em? Whether you rock whiskey, wine, tequila or beer, here’s another great Irish drinking toast. And, most important of all, it’ll get you into Heaven! Sláinte!

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Red Horse Beer is an extra-strong malt liquor from the Philippines with a very high-alcohol content. It's best described as a deeply hued lager with distinctive sweetish taste balanced by a smooth bitterness followed by a strong alcohol kick.

Felix stays out late, drinking and dancing, while his wife paces at home angrily, watching the clock with a rolling pin in her hand. Finally, well after 3 AM, Felix begins to stumble home and begins to hallucinate. Finally, after a surreal journey, he makes it home around 6 AM. I thought sure he’d be in more trouble, but besides shooting the cuckoo in the clock, not much happens to him after he gets home. Oh, well, at least he had a few laughs and drank a few beers.

Do I want a beer multiple choice question and answer that pretty much always leads to a yes to drink beer.

And to think that all this time you believed that BEER was the answer. But truth be known, it is not the answer. It is actually the question. The answer, my friends, is a resounding YES! Bottoms up!

SPG was originally brewed in Bremen, Germany, and was introduced to the U.S. market in 1965. The distinctive label depicting a woman wearing a traditional dirndl was introduced with the advent of bottled beer. The local artist commissioned for the label drew his inspiration from the styles worn by local waitresses at the time which are still worn as traditional folk apparel today. Over the years the label became more stylized (and busty) as SPG became an export-only beer, catering to American consumers. In time, brewing was moved stateside, changing the overall flavor considerably, something that is attributed to no longer sourcing water from the Alps.

For those who enjoy the simple pleasures in life - fishing and beer - this design embodies the spirit of a laid-back and passionate beer enthusiast with a love for casting a line into the serene waters.

Lots of frosty mugs of beer for the beer drinker.

Just Another Beer Drinker navigating fishing challenges. Show off your love for fishing and beer with this design. An ode to the struggles and joys of being a casual angler.

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LCCB MERCHANT MARK has borrowed select characteristics from a few of our favorite symbols through out time.

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It’s a beer consumption misdirection, a deceptive drinking truth, a bar & grill situational necessity. You’ve said similar things when you felt you were about to be cut off. “Look, I know I probably seem drunk to you but I swear I’ve only had one beer (muffled mumble) . . . in dog beers!”

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