Bill Cypher Merch

Zoos and the real girl...I mean.... all those turkeys.... I'd much rather a pig's hindquarter on a stick than a turkey leg at a RenFaire festival, I'll tell ya what... Yes, it would be more historically accurate, seeing as turkeys were unknown to Europeans during that time... They roamed free here in the Americas... free ranged... turkeys haven't really evolved though... they still die if theyre too curious about where rain comes from. Buy this shirt if you get it... Turkeys man. Eat more pig.

Bill Cipher - Flat

The fierce pinnacle moment of pure paternal instinct; the raw emotion of protecting one's family (blood or not) is intense and the most genuine real feeling there is in this crazy world. In other words, LOVE. Not everyone will have the luxury of feeling this towards or from a loved one.... but I think LOVE is a survival instinct. I understand that Gravity Falls is a TV show... but this is probably one of my all-time-favorite moments in any show ever. I am grunkel stan. And I protect my loved ones THIS intensely. Someday, I'll probably have a variation of this tattooed on me... but until then, enjoy this art. Thank you for reading this epiphany.

Just Mabel puking rainbows