Bite Merch
Description: This minimalist line-art creation gives a fresh edge to the classic 'love bites' pun. An anatomical heart replaces the letter 'O' in 'LOVE,' with a jagged shark bite and a tiny red shark hiding inside, as a single crimson blood drop falls. Perfect for alternative individuals, singles with a cynical streak, and anyone who knows that Cupid sometimes has teeth. Share your dark humor with this pun-filled visual.
Before You Ask, It Was a Shark - Funny Amputee Amputation Shark Bite Humor Phone Case
by Boysams Studio
$23
Description: Perfect for every cat owner who knows the ultimate trap touching the fluffy belly. This funny manga inspired cat design captures the chaotic personality of spicy cats with expressive Japanese comic styling. A great gift for cat lovers, anime fans, manga lovers, and anyone who lives with a tiny furry menace.
Description: You may wish to see them from the safety of the big tank instead of the deep blue sea because of those teeth and jaws, but these creatures are not toys and deserve our respect. Kids love a shark fin any day of the week. Is a white shark your school mascot? Great gift for a shark lover marine biologist, scuba diver, snorkel fan or team swimmer. Wear to a water park, ocean animal theme park, birthday party, or watching nature shows on TV. Graphic license Vecteezy.
Description: A close-up, comic-style depiction of a brown tabby cat biting a human hand. The cat has wide, startled eyes and its mouth is open, revealing sharp teeth and tongue. The hand shows an impact point with starburst lines and splatters, indicating a bite. The background is black with radial lines.
Description: Most people will tell you that the burger wars started in the '80s, though they officially started in the '70s as per the first use of the term. The fact of the matter is that they started in the '60s when an up-and-coming fast food chain out of North Carolina, began selling a larger burger and the nation's largest fast food chain took notice. As a result, America got the double patty, triple bun burger they know today, all thanks to the Huskey.
Description: A retro-style graphic featuring the head of a beagle dog against a horizontally striped sunset. Below the dog is a silhouette of evergreen trees. The text "EVERY SNACK YOU MAKE EVERY MEAL YOVERY BITE YOU TAKE I'LL BE WATCHI" is prominently displayed in distressed lettering at the bottom.
Beagle Dog Face Retro Sunset "EVERY SNACK YOU MAKE EVERY MEAL YOVERY BITE YOU TAKE I'LL BE WATCHI" Tapestry
by Chacha Story Planets
$30