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Bernard and Manny wearing sunglasses, from Black Books

Black Books Christmas

Manny when he was a beard model with the quote. ‘I’ve slept on satin sheets, I’ve eaten crinkle cut chips from a bowl.

Quotes by Bernard Black from Black Books

Bernard & Manny & Fran & Black Books. What else do you need in life!

In the Black Books episode where Bernard and Manny try to write a kids book, before the fabelled Elephant and the Balloon there was the mouse and the trombone!

Death and hangovers from a heavy nights drinking are one and the same.

As uttered by the eponymous Bernard Black from Black Books.

Something for the shop thats always shut?

Black Books

Especially good for frequenters of a certain bookshop as ran by Bernard Black.

As uttered by the eponymous Bernard Black from Black Books.

)Dylan moran

Shut up all of you, I'm dying.

Books. Helping introverts avoid conversation since 1455. 1455: The Gutenberg Bible (in Latin) was the first major book printed in Europe with movable metal type by Johannes Gutenberg.

a special black cat

Or a beard with a face hanging off it. Just one of Bernard Black's perfect insults for Manny.

A graphic design of Manny from Black Books with added bees and coffee.

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illustration of smart cat

It's never too early to teach your kids the importance of financial security.

A graphic design of Bernard Black from Balck Books.

Just a baby hanging out on the shelves

What happens when you're trapped in a bookshop all night.

4 hand drawn books coloured digitally for all of you book lovers around the world.

Cats, coffee, and books. Can there be a more purrfect trio?

You have very dusty cups!

Numenor: once a prosperous kingdom of men, reduced to rubble as the Land Under the Waves. Descendants of the West-land display the White Tree to honor and remember their roots proudly, even though they now grow into Middle Earth's soil. This illustration of the White Tree of Numenor is battered and beaten, like the shields of the men who still bear its image. Pay homage to the Downfallen Kingdom of Numenor with your own display of honor on this dramatic design!

Get your hands on this Drewbacca exclusive design; a must-have for any Black Panther or Pink Panther fan. Wear a conversation piece among envious eyes or give the best gift someone will ever receive! (Ok, maybe not the best, they might have been given a lightsaber or a puppy at some point, but it'll still be pretty cool!)

We’re all bound by wires in the wireless world. Just don’t let them become your strings.

More of Bernard's rules on the shop blackboard throughout the series on Black Books

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In the golden age of books, Black Cat was known as "The Darling of Comics." Not only did she have grand adventures, but for several issues she taught the reader JUDO TRICKS! Take that neighborhood bully! Artwork based on the wonderful work of Lee Elias.

Shhhhh! No talking in the reading circle!