Bodyguard Merch

Ever wanted a Chomping Cabbage? Now's your chance to love and cherish your very own happily smiling perpetually Chomping Cabbage! Are you shy + want to avoid people, my Chomping Cabbage should help keep people away? Proudly wear my Chomping Cabbage everywhere. ** plz note there are NO copyrights on Chomping Cabbage, mythological beings/critters are public domain. **

Need personal protection?

Henchman - Loyal Friend Till the End Bad Guy Bond Villain Lackey Evil Assistant Minion Stooge Bodyguard Goon Body Man Crony Sidekick Crew Underling

Beagle karate

Your buddy is going to marry and you'll escort him on his last night out? Show everyone how seriously you take this mission and don't miss to order our cool Groom Security shirts for the whole team!

In a healthy body healthy mind.. The great karate master Bruce Lee. Variations on a theme.

The bachelor / groom wants to party like hell before his wedding / marriage and needs a security squad on his last night out / stag party? We got the matching team shirts for the crew and the groomsmen!

They're girls, and they're gay! One of my favourite pieces of recent, I couldn't resist. The character with black and blue hair belongs to my lovely friend Parellel Wave! This listing is pretty much solely for us to have our characters on merch, lol! Pose inspired by the Snotgirl Vol 2 comic cover!!

Protect me from what I want

Every great love begins with a great story

drag·on /ˈdraɡən/ n. (1) a bodyguard (2) a wingman

German Shepherd Karate master

Design adapted from William F. Allen Ancient History for Colleges and High Schools: A Short History of the Roman People, 1890.

He is King Arthur's nephew, son of Arthur's sister Morgause and King Lot of Orkney and Lothian. One of his brothers is the infamous Mordred. Gawain is a formidable but courteous and compassionate warrior, fiercely loyal to his king and his family. He is known as a friend to young knights, a defender of the poor and the unfortunate. In some literature, is initially close friendship with Sir Lancelot, becomes a bitter rivalry when he seeks vengeance for the death of his brothers. In this tradition, featured in Le Morte d'Arthur, Gawain's sinful ways and his unforgiving nature inadvertently lead to the fall of Arthur and the Round Table, and ultimately his own death by Lancelot's hand.

Angry Cane Corso Dog with full colour details

Ninja Doberman

Caricature by Henry Drae

Kings Queens Guard St. Bernard

Pomeranian Queen's guard

St. Bernard Police

THE BABYGUARD - VINTAGE YELLOW CIRCLE

Kings Queens Guard Golden Retriever

Labrador Retriever Queen's King's Guard

Kings Queens Guard Doberman

Karate Rottweiler

Corgi karate

Corgi King Queen guard

Karate St. Bernard

Guard Rottweiler

I will destroy all your enemies! Beware the cat!

German Shepherd Police

Ninja french bulldog

French Bulldog Police

French Bulldog Police

DAD is everything we need him to be.

Ninja St. Bernard