Caddyshack Quote Merch

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So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The dalai lama, himself, Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald...striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a 10,000-foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? 'Gunga galunga...gunga, gunga-galunga,' So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey Lama, hey, how about a little something. you know, for the effort, you know?' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that going for me, which is nice.

Al Czervik is a great character from Caddyshack. Let's Go While We're Young! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must-have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending

Al Czervik is a great character from Caddyshack. Let's Go While We're Young! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must-have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending

Wear this shirt for your next golf tournament. Or while you're washing your balls. It's up to you! See your future, be your future!

Probably the best line of the whole movie. Gotta agree with Smails here.

vintage

Still a Chevy Chase fan even if people say he was an asshole. He's my kind of asshole.

Ty Webb - Caddyshack - “ Do you do drugs, Danny?”

Top on the list of things NOT to say while playing golf during a thunderstorm.

Caddyshack Golf Movie Quote ● Free Bowl of Soup With That Hat

The famous line from Caddyshack. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must-have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending

Caddyshack: Al Czervik

Per the Llama, Carl Spackler will receive this when he dies, which is nice.

Smails' poem at the christening of The Flying Wasp

Gambling may be illegal at Bushwood, but luckily this shirt isn't! Wear this shirt for your next round of golf, or maybe caddy day at the pool!

Caddyshack full Carl Spackler quote

the flowing robes. stunning.

In this house, we believe that Caddyshack is the best movie ever. Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

Ty Webb - far ahead of his time with his Zen golf teachings - nanananaannaa

Never gets old.

Spaulding Smails Double Turds! Caddyshack Golf Quote

One of the best name Chevy Chase aka Irwin R. Fletcher came up with.

Spaulding Smails Double Turds! Caddyshack Golf Quote

Ty Webb's ode to Lacy Underalls on a shirt

Spaulding Smails Double Turds! Caddyshack Quote

Be the Ball! Ty Webb Caddyshack Quote

Great shirt as long as you are not the guy yelling it at every golf event.

No one keeps Judge Elihu Smalls waiting lest they find themselves on the receiving end of a pointed, "Well...We're waiting."

Bushwood CC. Be the ball. Ty Webb - far ahead of his time with his Zen golf teachings - nanananaannaa

A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.

Ty Webb - far ahead of his time with his Zen golf teachings - nanananaannaa

Serious about Fun: Smails & Spaulding 2024!

It should come with a bowl of soup.

Like that, it had a hook in it.

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas...