Cankorr Merch

Cankorr's nightmare is your fashion dream!

Give your enemies the perfect target with the world famous CANKORR SYMBOL across your chest! Get it!

Now you can always have your favorite sad sack cyborg's face right underneath your own! This version is perfect for black shirts!

Well, this is the one, isn't it? THE Cankor shirt with his ACTUAL medical X-Ray on it. This X-Ray was taken at the Swedish Medical Center over on Clark Ave. Now YOU can see what goes on inside there. This version is perfect for lighter color shirts, the kind you wear out in the summer time.

A skull. A BLUE SKULL!!!

Wow. Can you believe it? We certainly cannot. It's Cankor's X-RAY! This version has an electric blue outline making it stand out EVEN MORE on every stoner's shirt color of choice...BLACK! Plus, no logo to prompt people's questions about how to pronounce Cain-core.

This is the dynamic and informative Cankor X-Ray, showing you all his innards. This version comes with an electric blue outline making it perfect for black shirts.

The shirt that has it all and by "all" we mean all of Cankor's insides for the world to see. This version lacks the electric blue outline, making it ideal for lighter color tees.